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    Dang dispatchers always want something....................

    911 rings and out the door I go on a call.
    When I get done, my dept issue cell phone rings and it is the dispatcher.
    She politely inquires, do you have two cell phones?
    I check my pockets and yes I do.
    Good, she replies, bring the dispatch cell phone back in before you go home
    On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
    But it isnt flat here LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kels View Post
    911 rings and out the door I go on a call.
    When I get done, my dept issue cell phone rings and it is the dispatcher.
    She politely inquires, do you have two cell phones?
    I check my pockets and yes I do.
    Good, she replies, bring the dispatch cell phone back in before you go home
    Ouch!


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    Ha! I thought you were going to say something about them wanting you to bring groceries in for lunch.
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    Hey Kels, you Are married, aren't you???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat_Doc View Post
    Ha! I thought you were going to say something about them wanting you to bring groceries in for lunch.
    We must have the same dispatchers, I thought the same thing.
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    kels is offline RPs Official WARPIG kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute kels has a reputation beyond repute
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samuel View Post
    Hey Kels, you Are married, aren't you???
    Yes, I am.

    No I wasnt.

    And the better half sleeps with what used to be "MY" Browning Highpower
    with a 20 round magazine in it. I am a very good boy all the time........
    because she (the wife) is meaner than me.......
    On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
    But it isnt flat here LOL

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    Copy that. For a minute, it almost sounded like you were complaining about something new/foreign...

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