I work in Comms.
We get calls all the time from media. We play dumb.
They must ring every morning to see if anything happened overnight. We have a media branch and they know it. If they are dumb enough to ring us at Comms, then they are obviously dumb enough to believe me when I say, "Nothing has happened".
:D
In my last department, same thing...every morning they would ring and every morning we would tell them nothing to report. You would think they would get sick of it. I guess once in a while some rookie would say something that would make the papers as a cool quote, and usually that rookie would get there butt kicked
"He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
"Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand
You can't flip it over and start again...Don't blink..." Kenny Chesney
"Take care, never leave home on bad terms, watch your back and go home in one piece." - Aussie Nathan
"The batton in my jacket is hot like a porn actor to beat someone down." - Patchcop