Well....first post!

[Hockey9019]

I just wanna say I got the first post in here!!



Anyways to be on topic:


Name some stories you have with 911 dispatch. The good and bad stories with them

[acreature]

The good and bad stories with them

No one has the time for all of the stories.

[Hockey9019]

No one has the time for all of the stories.

Yes they do ;)


Just gotta find time

[Cinnamon]

I'm all ears Hockey....go ahead........ ;)

[Nole795]

Dispatch: We have a verbal situation between two men at "so and so" location, any close unit that can respond.

Officer: 2A32 can respond. (officer is on mountain bike patrol and begins to ride to the incident).

Dispatch: 2A32 can you upgrade...this is now a battery in progress...

Officer: Dispatch...(panting)...I AM PEDALING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

I still have the audio tape of that transmission. :D

Man do I miss patrol.

[james13f]

Talked a lady out of shooting her husband for 12 minutes until we were on scene with her (gun was locked/loaded and off safety).

Talked to numerous suicidal subjects.

Talked to the guy that shot Officer Hazrati (he's doing much better now).

I can't really remember any funny ones.

The best is where the complainant is an a-hole to you, and you run him locally and find out they have warrants. ::click, click::

[madsnax]

I have too many dispatch stories, some are hard to conjure up.. like this one:

(F)Caller: Please help, there is a man trying to break into my house! Please come over here, he is trying to get in. My address is ...

Dispatch: Mam, we are on the way - can you try to secure yourself in a backroom and lock the door?

(F)Caller: Ok ok, I'm running to my bedroom and locking the door *door slams* *woman crying, panting* Oh my God oh my God he is in my house please hurry *pounding noises*

Dispatch: Mam we are on the way, try to hide in a secure place, lock the doors.

(F)Caller: *bang crash bang bang* Oh my God he is in my room oh my God, why me, why me, why are you doing this to me, I dont even know you, why me, help me God please help me *thud* (phone hits ground). Why are you doing this to me what did I do to you Oh God why.. (in background)

Dispatch: Mam, hello, mam???? Talk to me mam what is going on.

(F)Caller: Oh God, he just raped me.. he left, please help me.. please help.


Our boys got there as the perp was walking out through the front door.

:mad:

[MrJim911]

Funniest call went something like this:

Me: 911

Caller: (male in a subdued voice) I need an ambulance.

Me: (after getting address, tx, etc..) What's the problem?

Caller: It's for my girlfriend.

Me: Ok, what's the poblem with her?

Caller: (his voice gets really quiet) She, uh, has, uh, something.... stuck in her, uh....... private.

Me:........... ok, what is it?

Caller: It's a, uh, umm, a uh... Wisk.

Me: A wisk?

Caller: Yea, not the kind you have to hand crank, but the wisp kind where you just shake it.

_____________

So I sent the ambulance. When they got there the female had a bag over her head refusing to go to the hospital and just wanting the medics to take it out. Unfortunately it was wrapped around her cervix and there was nothing tney could do. Off to the hospital she went.

[Norm357]

Funniest call went something like this:

Me: 911

Caller: (male in a subdued voice) I need an ambulance.

Me: (after getting address, tx, etc..) What's the problem?

Caller: It's for my girlfriend.

Me: Ok, what's the poblem with her?

Caller: (his voice gets really quiet) She, uh, has, uh, something.... stuck in her, uh....... private.

Me:........... ok, what is it?

Caller: It's a, uh, umm, a uh... Wisk.

Me: A wisk?

Caller: Yea, not the kind you have to hand crank, but the wisp kind where you just shake it.

_____________

So I sent the ambulance. When they got there the female had a bag over her head refusing to go to the hospital and just wanting the medics to take it out. Unfortunately it was wrapped around her cervix and there was nothing tney could do. Off to the hospital she went.

BWahahahahahahahahahaha! :D

[RO56]

(F)Caller: Please help, there is a man trying to break into my house! Please come over here, he is trying to get in. My address is ...
...
(F)Caller: Oh God, he just raped me.. he left, please help me.. please help.

Our boys got there as the perp was walking out through the front door.

:mad:

Sounds to me like that situation would have been better handled by a loaded .357 Magnum than by the police ...

[madsnax]

Sounds to me like that situation would have been better handled by a loaded .357 Magnum than by the police ...

I am definitely an advocate of having the means to protect your own home/life/property without having to call the Police. (until after the incident, of course)

If she had a gun, this wouldn't have happened.

[jamez]

Strangest call on a rather slow night was a male calling 911 because he was 'hungry'. "This is 911, right?...I'm hungry, come get me!" *click*

umm...ok.

Not 15 minutes later a co-worker got a return call asking "Where are you?..I told you, I'm hungry...Are you coming?"
Dispatcher: "Excuse me?"
911 caller: "I told you, I'm hungry, come get me!" *click*

mayo, cheese and bread must be really good in jail or someone he just couldn't do without was behind bars. :rolleyes:

[Valor55]

I have too many dispatch stories, some are hard to conjure up.. like this one:

(F)Caller: Please help, there is a man trying to break into my house! Please come over here, he is trying to get in. My address is ...

Dispatch: Mam, we are on the way - can you try to secure yourself in a backroom and lock the door?

(F)Caller: Ok ok, I'm running to my bedroom and locking the door *door slams* *woman crying, panting* Oh my God oh my God he is in my house please hurry *pounding noises*

Dispatch: Mam we are on the way, try to hide in a secure place, lock the doors.

(F)Caller: *bang crash bang bang* Oh my God he is in my room oh my God, why me, why me, why are you doing this to me, I dont even know you, why me, help me God please help me *thud* (phone hits ground). Why are you doing this to me what did I do to you Oh God why.. (in background)

Dispatch: Mam, hello, mam???? Talk to me mam what is going on.

(F)Caller: Oh God, he just raped me.. he left, please help me.. please help.


Our boys got there as the perp was walking out through the front door.

:mad:

I've heard this audio recording. How were you involved?

[Cinnamon]

I've heard this audio recording. How were you involved?

Sounds like the one we heard in the academy...I have goosebumps. But sadly enough, there is probably more than one call like this out there.

[jamez]

Reminds me of the line I'd seen on here before:

A gun in the hand in better than a cop on the phone! :eek: