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    Valentine gift ideas...

    The big day is tomorrow what are you doing for your s/0?

    tonight after I get off work I am going to get rediculous crazy ballons to tie on his mirrors and I will be decorating the hubby's work truck and I'm going to make a postersize card to put on his windshield... that says stuff like thank you for working so hard to support us we appreciate you etc... ( he has been really stressed with work). so when he goes to leave for work in the am his truck will be decorated lol i'm going to leave earlier for work so that he does'nt have time to kick my butt too

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    Hope he is not running late tomorrow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joeyd6 View Post
    Hope he is not running late tomorrow!
    lol no chance of that I am * his* alarm clock

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    Ok Sane I'm going to be bluntly honest because I think most women don't really get what will make their husbands go WOW. When he gets home from work, have him his favorite drink fixed and lead him to his favorite sitting spot in front of the TV and tell him to relax while you get his favorite meal. Then after the kids get to bed, dress up in some sexy lingerie and have some fun. Yes we are that simple and I guarentee he will go to work the next day telling everyone that he has the best wife in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ispbear View Post
    Ok Sane I'm going to be bluntly honest because I think most women don't really get what will make their husbands go WOW. When he gets home from work, have him his favorite drink fixed and lead him to his favorite sitting spot in front of the TV and tell him to relax while you get his favorite meal. Then after the kids get to bed, dress up in some sexy lingerie and have some fun. Yes we are that simple and I guarentee he will go to work the next day telling everyone that he has the best wife in the world.

    Lol that simple huh? that seems like a lot of work to me ;) THAT is a no brainer.. it's a holiday.....and for the record he does have the BEST wife in the world but not because of that, because I put up with his crankiness :P

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    I got my wife a one hour massage. She used the thing within a week. I gave it to her early as I'll be gone for Valentines Day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Piggy View Post
    I got my wife a one hour massage. She used the thing within a week. I gave it to her early as I'll be gone for Valentines Day.

    No, it wasn't from the Oriental Health Spa.
    While you're gone I'll give her one too (j/k Pathos!)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    While you're gone I'll give her one too (j/k Pathos!)...
    Well now I know what my "s/o" is getting (or rather, not getting) for Valentine's Day...:P

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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    While you're gone I'll give her one too (j/k Pathos!)...
    Go for it, at least someone will get something out of her.

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    lol.. I don't think I could have some stranger rubbing on me and be able to relax..... and Piggy your wife should slap you for that ^^^^^

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    The Sarge don't have a "significant other". As far as he's concerned, Cupid can shove that bow and arrow up his funky little azz.

    The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
    The Sarge don't have a "significant other". As far as he's concerned, Cupid can shove that bow and arrow up his funky little azz.

    The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.
    Maybe you need to find religion? LMAO (Just busting balls and sure you can figure why)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PathosLogos View Post
    Well now I know what my "s/o" is getting (or rather, not getting) for Valentine's Day...:P
    The same thing as last year?

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    Go for it, at least someone will get something out of her.

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    lol.. I don't think I could have some stranger rubbing on me and be able to relax..... and Piggy your wife should slap you for that ^^^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat_Doc View Post
    Maybe you need to find religion? LMAO (Just busting balls and sure you can figure why)
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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    The same thing as last year?
    Depends. Were you still asking for bikini pics around this time last year, or had you got around to asking for nudes by then?

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