why men are from mars........

[SANE-A30]

Thanks for BLASTING the football game in the midst of my homework session and when I move to another room and shut the door to drown out the game you follow me and BLAST the game again.....REally? did you get dropped on your head?

Thanks for sending 4 kids home ( WILD KIDS AT THAT ) home for me to babysit after I have worked 12 hours and I will have them until 11pm tonight and I have to work in the am.....


yep he's from mars.....

[Outshined]

Thanks for BLASTING the football game in the midst of my homework session and when I move to another room and shut the door to drown out the game you follow me and BLAST the game again.....REally? did you get dropped on your head?

Thanks for sending 4 kids home ( WILD KIDS AT THAT ) home for me to babysit after I have worked 12 hours and I will have them until 11pm tonight and I have to work in the am.....


yep he's from mars.....

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[S-99]

^^^ It's the boyfriend who gave her a Kindle. (Tonight he's in the dog house though because he wanted to be near her while watching the game and also asked her to watch his four kids?)

[SANE-A30]

????????????????????

instead of saying he is a butthead it's better to just say he's from Mars.... atleast it makes it halfway excusable...... just being in a crappy mood.... my day at work SUCKED... and now I have wild hoolighans I have to chase....

[SANE-A30]

^^^ It's the boyfriend who gave her a Kindle. (Tonight he's in the dog house though because he wanted to be near her while watching the game and also asked her to watch his four kids?)

It's not my boyfriend, it's my * HUSBAND*.... and he was just annoying me about the game HE NEVER WATCHES TV IN BED and lol.... I would DIE if we had four kids it's his brothers kids but they are BADDDD REAL BADD

[greg72982]

What football game was he watching and then I'll tell you how bad he screwed up

[SANE-A30]

What football game was he watching and then I'll tell you how bad he screwed up

not sure I was trying to tune it out remember :P

[MikeG]

Thanks for BLASTING the football game in the midst of my homework session and when I move to another room and shut the door to drown out the game you follow me and BLAST the game again.....REally? did you get dropped on your head?

Thanks for sending 4 kids home ( WILD KIDS AT THAT ) home for me to babysit after I have worked 12 hours and I will have them until 11pm tonight and I have to work in the am.....


yep he's from mars.....

Did you make the sandwich when he asked? He probably followed you because he thought you brought his sandwich into the other room by mistake. Next time just leave it on the coffee table and try to do it without blocking the TV.

Here's fair notice: Divisional playoff games come once a year. Mark it on your calendar. It happens next year too.

Here's a few other football dates so you'll know how to plan your stuff:
1. Wild card playoff weekend.
2. Confernce playoff weekend
3. Superbowl week
4. His favorite teams away games (8 sundays)
5. His favorite teams home games (8 sundays where he attends them in person, please allow an 3 hours for tailgating)
6. Monday Night football. (17 Sunday nights, although some may be skipped liked Cardinals/49ers)
7. BCS national championship game
8. Rose Bowl, Sugar bowl, Orange Bowl, Fiesta Bowl (various days).
9. NFL First Round Draft day
10. SEC Chamionship Game
11. Big Ten Championship game
12. Michigan vs. Ohio State
13. Notre Dame vs. USC
14 Nebraska vs. Oklahoma
15. Texas vs. Oklahoma
16. Florida State vs. Miami (that's all the good schools I can think of)


Now football is one of the sports with the smallest schedule. After football, there is the NBA and NHL (no point in actually watching these until superbowl is complete but sometimes people need a transition to make sure they are up to full speed when the superbowl ends). In March there is the NCAA March Madness as well as Spring Training for Baseball. Beginning of April marks Opening Day for MLB baseball which is a must. Baseball can then be ignored until after the Stanley Cup with the exception of Yankees/Red Sox. In April/May/June we have the NBA and NHL playoffs. July features the MLB all-star game as well as the runup to the always intense player trade deadline. After the Stanley cup and NBA finals, Baseball is it until NFL preseason in August. Septmember marks NFL regular season as well as the MLB roster expansion which is a must see to evaluate the teams for next year. Alternativel, ther e is NHL and NBA preseason. In October it is critical to see NBA opening, Baseball Playoffs, NFL key matchups, NHL Opening Night and NCAA College Footbal start of BCS rankings. This can easily extend into November.

Now just plan your nonsense around that and you should be good.

[SANE-A30]

Did you make the sandwich when he asked? He probably followed you because he thought you brought his sandwich into the other room by mistake. Next time just leave it on the coffee table and try to do it without blocking the TV.

Here's fair notice: Divisional playoff games come once a year. Mark it on your calendar. It happens next year too.

Here's a few other football dates so you'll know how to plan your stuff:
1. Wild card playoff weekend.
2. Confernce playoff weekend
3. Superbowl week
4. His favorite teams away games (8 sundays)
5. His favorite teams home games (8 sundays where he attends them in person, please allow an 3 hours for tailgating)
6. Monday Night football. (17 Sunday nights, although some may be skipped liked Cardinals/49ers)
7. BCS national championship game
8. Rose Bowl, Sugar bowl, Orange Bowl, Fiesta Bowl (various days).
9. NFL First Round Draft day
10. SEC Chamionship Game
11. Big Ten Championship game
12. Michigan vs. Ohio State
13. Notre Dame vs. USC
14 Nebraska vs. Oklahoma
15. Texas vs. Oklahoma
16. Florida State vs. Miami (that's all the good schools I can think of)


Now football is one of the sports with the smallest schedule. After football, there is the NBA and NHL (no point in actually watching these until superbowl is complete but sometimes people need a transition to make sure they are up to full speed when the superbowl ends). In March there is the NCAA March Madness as well as Spring Training for Baseball. Beginning of April marks Opening Day for MLB baseball which is a must. Baseball can then be ignored until after the Stanley Cup with the exception of Yankees/Red Sox. In April/May/June we have the NBA and NHL playoffs. July features the MLB all-star game as well as the runup to the always intense player trade deadline. After the Stanley cup and NBA finals, Baseball is it until NFL preseason in August. Septmember marks NFL regular season as well as the MLB roster expansion which is a must see to evaluate the teams for next year. Alternativel, ther e is NHL and NBA preseason. In October it is critical to see NBA opening, Baseball Playoffs, NFL key matchups, NHL Opening Night and NCAA College Footbal start of BCS rankings. This can easily extend into November.

Now just plan your nonsense around that and you should be good.

LOL I will try to remember that for future reference, right about the time HE remembers how important MY education is God help him he just can't help it that he continously looses his thinking cap....sigh... it's going to be a LOOOOONG semester!

* AND* they did'nt come get the kids until 1230 midnight last night! I have to be up for work no later then 6am.... how rude is it to knock on someones door at midnight!! much less waking the kids up in the cold?? just let them stay the night..... ugh RANT OVER!

[Cat_Doc]

I would DIE if we had four kids it's his brothers kids but they are BADDDD REAL BADD

If you have a gas oven, this works well. Blow out the pilot light, turn the gas on, hold the little critter's head in there until they go to sleep, remove immediately and throw on the couch. They will wake up with a head ache, but you will get your homework done.


ps Make sure to relight the pilot light before you fix your husband his dinner.

[MikeG]

If you have a gas oven, this works well. Blow out the pilot light, turn the gas on, hold the little critter's head in there until they go to sleep, remove immediately and throw on the couch. They will wake up with a head ache, but you will get your homework done.


ps Make sure to relight the pilot light before you fix your husband his dinner.

Pilot light? for the oven? Someone needs to load up the wagon, hitch the team, and take a trip to the museum. Stop at Home Depot on the way back.

[Cat_Doc]

Pilot light? for the oven? Someone needs to load up the wagon, hitch the team, and take a trip to the museum. Stop at Home Depot on the way back.

Disrespectful whippersnapper!

[SANE-A30]

Ummm Cat? I hope someone did not REALLY do that that is just disturbing....... :() as far as the museum I could go to a museum any day although these " BE BE KIDS" would be hanging from the ceiling lol

[Cat_Doc]

Ummm Cat? I hope someone did not REALLY do that that is just disturbing....... :()

Sorry. I knew that the cops in here would know the post was dark humor. I will make sure to qualify next time when any other posts to you are just me joking around.

[MikeG]

Ummm Cat? I hope someone did not REALLY do that that is just disturbing....... :() as far as the museum I could go to a museum any day although these " BE BE KIDS" would be hanging from the ceiling lol

if the gas makes you uncomfortable, you can try hyperventilation. This is what the seventh graders taught is when I was in fifth grade. Have them bend over at the waist and take ten deep breaths. On the eleventh breath have them go rapidly to full upright. Grab them around the chest as they hold their breath. Guaranteed pass out.

Or you can give them benadryl. With vodka chasers.