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    Can i get on a rocket and go to venus???

    that is if men are from Mars.......they are more nutty then a snickers bar and more moody then ten women with pms...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    that is if men are from Mars.......they are more nutty then a snickers bar and more moody then ten women with pms...
    You make us that way.

    I won't argue the moody thing but women have no room to call US nutty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greg72982 View Post
    You make us that way.

    I won't argue the moody thing but women have no room to call US nutty.
    well i must be setting a world record then over here more like world series.............ok is BIPOLAR a better definition??

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    Legally speaking, i do not think there is a problem with flying to Venus.

    However you will need to check your local council/state/county laws etc re noise levels. Rockets (I assume you intend to use a rocket propelled device to leave Earth) make a lot of noise and depending on local ordanances you might be prevented from using one in the area you live.

    I also know it is winter in the northern hemisphere, but I am not sure about the weather in Florida, so if it is warm please consider any permits required for fires etc if necessary under local laws. Here in Oz we have total fire bans in place without permits during the summer months. Just another thing to conisider.

    Here is a site that might help with that

    http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/

    I would assume you are not qualified in flying a rocket personally so I would suggest checking the qualifications of the person flying. I am not sure if you contact NASA to enquire about this.

    NASA astronaut recrutiment might be able to assist...

    NASA - NASA-Astronaut Recruitment

    The NTSB also have some say on flying etc so you might want to consider this as well however they seem to concentrate soley on crashes which might happen if your pilot is crap.

    National Transportation Safety Board

    Other sites of interest include

    Dept of Transport

    Home | U.S. Department of Transportation

    Federal Aviation Administration

    FAA: Home

    While perusing the FAA site I noticed a few things more you might want to consider. given the time of year it might be wise to consider the event occurring on Saturday. these links might include some help there.

    Press Release – FAA Certifies Santa’s NextGen-Equipped Sleigh for Christmas Eve

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker

    We don't want to crash into Santa on take off. I am pretty sure he has legal right of way under any circumstances. Again though it may pay to check local state laws in regard to this also.

    Depending on how cloase you are to the coast you may wish to contact the Coast Guard, as well as National Guard, Army, Air Force, Navy, CIA and FBI. You can never be too careful and it should pay in letting as many people a spossible know.

    These guys should be able to help with the rocket stuff and might even know of who exactly you need to talk to about the legality of launching a rocket.

    National Association of Rocketry

    Now as far as leaving the Continental US it might require some serious research. I'm not even sure if you need a passport or not. I mean you are not entering another country and it is even a grey area if you are technically leaving the US.

    Just check anyway.

    USCIS Home Page


    Glad to have been a help. Good luck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aussie George View Post
    Is this thread meant to be psoted in Ask A Cop??


    Legally speaking, i do not think there is a problem with flying to Venus.

    However you will need to check your local council/state/county laws etc re noise levels. Rockets (I assume you intend to use a rocket propelled device to leave Earth) make a lot of noise and depending on local ordanances you might be prevented from using one in the area you live.

    I also know it is winter in the northern hemisphere, but I am not sure about the weather in Florida, so if it is warm please consider any permits required for fires etc if necessary under local laws. Here in Oz we have total fire bans in place without permits during the summer months. Just another thing to conisider.

    Here is a site that might help with that

    Statutes & Constitution :View Statutes : Online Sunshine

    I would assume you are not qualified in flying a rocket personally so I would suggest checking the qualifications of the person flying. I am not sure if you contact NASA to enquire about this.

    NASA astronaut recrutiment might be able to assist...

    NASA - NASA-Astronaut Recruitment

    The NTSB also have some say on flying etc so you might want to consider this as well however they seem to concentrate soley on crashes which might happen if your pilot is crap.

    National Transportation Safety Board

    Other sites of interest include

    Dept of Transport

    Home | U.S. Department of Transportation

    Federal Aviation Administration

    FAA: Home

    While perusing the FAA site I noticed a few things more you might want to consider. given the time of year it might be wise to consider the event occurring on Saturday. these links might include some help there.

    Press Release – FAA Certifies Santa’s NextGen-Equipped Sleigh for Christmas Eve

    Official NORAD Santa Tracker

    We don't want to crash into Santa on take off. I am pretty sure he has legal right of way under any circumstances. Again though it may pay to check local state laws in regard to this also.

    Depending on how cloase you are to the coast you may wish to contact the Coast Guard, as well as National Guard, Army, Air Force, Navy, CIA and FBI. You can never be too careful and it should pay in letting as many people a spossible know.

    These guys should be able to help with the rocket stuff and might even know of who exactly you need to talk to about the legality of launching a rocket.

    National Association of Rocketry

    Now as far as leaving the Continental US it might require some serious research. I'm not even sure if you need a passport or not. I mean you are not entering another country and it is even a grey area if you are technically leaving the US.

    Just check anyway.

    USCIS Home Page


    Glad to have been a help. Good luck.


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    Am I right??
    WTF, over? LOL. Wait, I'm gonna have to come back and address this later when I'm finished my other tasks, AG,...... you are fooling with not one but two redheads here....do you realize what you've stepped in, LOL? I may have to give Jennifer a call too...that would be three RP redheads ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    that is if men are from Mars.......they are more nutty then a snickers bar and more moody then ten women with pms...
    Ditto btw, Sane. Plus gossipier, plus winier (they faint at the sight of blood, or stubbing their toes), plus the most helpless beings sometimes. Most really just want their mothers when they get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat_Doc View Post
    Sane, make sure there is room on your rocket for Trip!
    I think my Aussie buddy AG already put a rocket under my a**. Them's fightin words I need to go find Jennifer AND Sane....just ask Outshined....he still hasn't gotten over his bruises

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trip View Post
    I think my Aussie buddy AG already put a rocket under my a**.
    We generally frown on talking about one's after hours activities in public.






























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    Quote Originally Posted by Trip View Post
    WTF, over? LOL. Wait, I'm gonna have to come back and address this later when I'm finished my other tasks, AG,...... you are fooling with not one but two redheads here....do you realize what you've stepped in, LOL? I may have to give Jennifer a call too...that would be three RP redheads ......
    Hmmm sounds like someone can't follow basic instructions...

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    We are either hungry or horny.

    So if you us without an erection, get us a sandwhich!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat_Doc View Post
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    That's not what I was talking about. I meant as in fire under my a**, not d**k under my a**. Geeeezeeeeeeeeeeey peeeeeeeeeets

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    Don't worry, I have to leave for a few but I'm not through with either of u....looking to call in the redheaded calvary actually...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trip View Post
    Don't worry, I have to leave for a few but I'm not through with either of u....looking to call in the redheaded calvary actually...
    Excellent. I like redheads. Went out with one once. Couldn't cook, but didn't matter......see my last post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SANE-A30 View Post
    that is if men are from Mars.......they are more nutty then a snickers bar and more moody then ten women with pms...
    If men are from mars, the only reason we're here is become some crazy woman dragged us out of our martian man cave to go shopping or something and stranded us here because they didn't think the blinking and beeping red engine light was important enough to mention. That was when women invented the most inane question on the planet: "Are you mad at me?" Followed by the biggest lie ever told: "No. Of course not. I'll be out back working with this hammer to see if I can knock this headache off my neck."

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