Need some help!

[MPI1]

You sure you're married?

Well I said "I do" and promised to give my life away....pretty sure that means I am married!

[greg72982]

Well I said "I do" and promised to give my life away....pretty sure that means I am married!

Ouch.

[Trip]

Trip,
I guess not tied, more like #1 and #1.01 kids being 1.01. I don't see us growing apart at all. We are still strong in our relationship, and we still love each other more and more every day. It was just about communication not about the "love." I am not worried about how much she loves me, just that I wanted to get back on the same page with communication and get back the "fire" when we kiss, hug, touch ect.

Well, sounds like you just need to suck up a little more. Need to communicate more. It takes a LOT of work. That's why I'm NOT married....too much work, LOL

[retdetsgt]

Well, sounds like you just need to suck up a little more. Need to communicate more. It takes a LOT of work. That's why I'm NOT married....too much work, LOL

Marriage is easy, I've done it lotsa times! Eat, drink and remarry!

[Trip]

Marriage is easy, I've done it lotsa times! Eat, drink and remarry!

LOL. What he said.

[MikeG]

We still have a GREAT sex life so don't worry about that :D!

You sure you're married?

So I guess the single life is treating you pretty good, Greg? Are you getting plenty of that 'hot beef injection?'

[Trip]

So I guess the single life is treating you pretty good, Greg? Are you getting plenty of that 'hot beef injection?'

Now Mikey, you know there's more than one way to get these things, right? Sorry, Mike, I have to defend Greggie once a month so I can pick on him the rest of it.

[MPI1]

So for Trip...I sat her down and explained that I thought we were drifting apart and that we needed to focus on us more and our lives less. Told her how much I loved her and how I can't picture one day without her. Call me a sap but without her I can't see going on day to day. Told her that and we are back on track, we have been great since. RDS, I got her favorite candy and put it in her purse for when she goes to work (she has to go into her purse for her key card to get in), she called me crying, all because I got her candy and put it in her purse. You might wanna put that one in your back pocket for next time lol.

[retdetsgt]

RDS, I got her favorite candy and put it in her purse for when she goes to work (she has to go into her purse for her key card to get in), she called me crying, all because I got her candy and put it in her purse. You might wanna put that one in your back pocket for next time lol.

With mine, candy wouldn't work, she's on a perpetual diet although she's not the least bit overweight. But I'm glad it worked. It's usually the sappy stuff that does the most good.

Good to hear it went well.

[Trip]

So for Trip...I sat her down and explained that I thought we were drifting apart and that we needed to focus on us more and our lives less. Told her how much I loved her and how I can't picture one day without her. Call me a sap but without her I can't see going on day to day. Told her that and we are back on track, we have been great since. RDS, I got her favorite candy and put it in her purse for when she goes to work (she has to go into her purse for her key card to get in), she called me crying, all because I got her candy and put it in her purse. You might wanna put that one in your back pocket for next time lol.

Outstanding, MPI1 !!!! Great news! Now see, was it that hard? Just fyi, you're gonna have to keep those "moves" in your playbook for the rest of your marriage.

[MPI1]

Oh I know, I got a playbook in my head I keep writing down the plays that work and the ones that don't!

[MikeG]

Oh I know, I got a playbook in my head I keep writing down the plays that work and the ones that don't!

I wanna know how well that "I love you so much I can't ****" card works out.

And then there's the "I like 'Fat and Ugly' because it keeps you all to myself. And that's the way I always want it to be" card. Kinda of sappy in a left-handed complement/foot-in-mouth sort of way. I am thinking of submitting to Hallmark but I am awaiting field testing. j/k

As for candy, it always seems to be okay to break their diet if it's a thoughtful gift like your secret candy in the purse. Not okay to break their diet with Egg McMuffin to avoid making breakfast.

Bad idea: "I was going to make you breakfast this morning but I passed by McDonalds last night while thinking about you and got you this egg mcmuffin you can warm up in the microwave instead. I thought you'd like it more than the scratch pancakes with fresh bluberries I was going to make." Doesn't work nearly as well as you'd think even thought you were thinking about her a full twelve hours before it was necessary. Don't try it. especially if you already took a bite of the McMuffin.

[greg72982]

So I guess the single life is treating you pretty good, Greg?

A gentleman doesnt kiss and tell.

Are you getting plenty of that 'hot beef injection?'

Dear God no.

[retdetsgt]

Woman: You like football more than you like me!

Man: I like you more than I like basketball.......