Uh 0hh...

[JR180]

I just got a conditional offer today provided I can pass the background and pysch. As long as I am not a pyscho rapist drug dealer that I am not aware of I should do fine.

Wait....I do have black outs sometimes...

[Ispbear]

Plus you will have to admit to relations with farm animals since your in Iowa. But you can let them know that they were willing participants.

[Cat_Doc]

Ewe guys are silly.

[cntryboy0531]

Crack Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[JR180]

Plus you will have to admit to relations with farm animals since your in Iowa. But you can let them know that they were willing participants.

If they didnt want it then they should have kept their head outa that fence.

[kels]

Ewe guys are silly.

we really need a sheep icon for statements like this.......

baaaaaaaaaad

[JR180]

we really need a sheep icon for statements like this.......

baaaaaaaaaad

http://www.techdigest.tv/sheep-taser-thumb-200x197.jpg

[JR180]

Well. I passed my psych and polygraph today. I guess I am not a pyscho rapist drug dealer after all. Just waiting on the background check to be completed. There is no way the BI can be as thorough as the polygraph examiner who by this point knows my masturbation habits and sexual fetishes.

[Samuel]

Wait....I do have black outs sometimes...

As long as you don't wake up in a bathtub full of ice minus one kidney OR with your pants around your knees and vaseline you know where, you're ok...

[Sgt. Slaughter]

Well. I passed my psych and polygraph today. I guess I am not a pyscho rapist drug dealer after all. Just waiting on the background check to be completed. There is no way the BI can be as thorough as the polygraph examiner who by this point knows my masturbation habits and sexual fetishes.

One word explanation as to why you passed:

Psychopath

J/K Good luck!

[JR180]

One word explanation as to why you passed:

Psychopath

J/K Good luck!

I knew i couldnt trick him. He asked me a series of questions and told me to lie about one of them. He then showed me his computer screen on the one i lied about. I then felt obligated to confess my fetishes of formicophilia and necrophilia with a slight hint of vorarephilia.


I just hope i get this job. After all the hoops i have jumped through I might be crazy before I start.

[sgtbear111]

You have that certain morbid sense of humor that is appreciated by the worker bees. Be careful around the the front office and the brass, they do not understand humor, smiles or even clean jokes.

Good luck.

[JR180]

Befor the test he asked me if i participated in any unusual sex acts. I asked for an example and he used the whole: "dressing up like big furry animals and having sex while pretending to be those animals."

After he told me i passed he said that every time he asked the sex act question I would have a spike almost to the point where it looked like deception. I told him i wasnt lieing about anything but rather I would start laughing on the inside at the thought of a state investigator telling me about sexual fetishes that I, a 22 year old, had never even heard of.

[cntryboy0531]

Befor the test he asked me if i participated in any unusual sex acts. I asked for an example and he used the whole: "dressing up like big furry animals and having sex while pretending to be those animals."

After he told me i passed he said that every time he asked the sex act question I would have a spike almost to the point where it looked like deception. I told him i wasnt lieing about anything but rather I would start laughing on the inside at the thought of a state investigator telling me about sexual fetishes that I, a 22 year old, had never even heard of.

Just wait until you get close with your shift. Then you'll find out where those Fetishes come from.

[ChaosXIW]

I just hope i get this job. After all the hoops i have jumped through I might be crazy before I start.

Don't worry, if you get in the Academy, it'll be several months of hoop jumping. The only good thing is they pay you to do it this time