Most awkward or funny questions asked on a polygraph

[TylerEMT]

I got asked some strange questions on my AZ DPS polygraph... Dunno if it was just the way I looked or what:rolleyes:... Most awkward were:

Have you ever had any kind of sexual contact with an animal?

Have you ever thought about exposing yourself in public just for the purpose of offending others?

There were a lot more, those were just the strangest that came to mind.

Anyone else asked anything just as strange or stranger?

[CACBAND]

I thought DPS was on hiring freeze right now?

Well anyway to the question, I’m pretty sure those are normal. From talking to a CGPD and Coolidge Officer they were telling some of the weird things they got asked.
Have you been in AZ long? If so then you might remember the whole Mesa FD and goat thing….

[TylerEMT]

lol haven't heard anything about mesa fire and a goat. But it was for a volunteer position (they polygraph everyone). Luckily I passed! No bestiality for me!:D

[CACBAND]

lol haven't heard anything about mesa fire and a goat. But it was for a volunteer position (they polygraph everyone). Luckily I passed! No bestiality for me!:D

Well, I'll you tell it was ranking officer in Mesa Fire, I'm sure you can guess the rest:eek: .

I just looked real fast on google and found this on another LE forum:

im in the military, have a BS, have a TS clearence, and am already in law enforcemnet(military LE special agent), clean crim record, no drug use what so ever.
i plan on getting out of the military in a few years. the only thing ive ever wanted to do was law enforcement. however, i am totally stressing out over a few things i did during middle school, maybe my freshman year of high school.

this stuff is so embaressing, and hard to even open up about on here where no one knows me. dont know why i was so experimental.

embaressing, experimental incident #1:
let my dog lick my genitals...dont ask me why.

embaressing, experimental incident #2:
one night when my younger brother and i were sleeping in our basement, i was watching skinamax. he was a sleep. i wanted to know what a butt felt like. so i grabed his; bare hand to bare skin. happen once. felt weird about it after wards.

[TylerEMT]

LMAO... What does a butt feel like? hmm... I'm very glad I didn't have any incidents like that to explain to the polygrapher. I already felt like crap explaining the time I was 11 and stole a disposable camera.

[Samuel]

Have you ever had any kind of sexual contact with an animal?

Since ExPres Bill Clinton set precedent that human/human oral sex is NOT "sexual relations" :rolleyes: , you could probably get away with a lot more with an animal... :rolleyes: (fuc& that lying POS...) :D

Have you ever thought about exposing yourself in public just for the purpose of offending others?

Seems like you could think about exposing yourself in public for the purpose of self gratification and still pass that polygraph... (it's a stupidly worded question)

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