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    Polygraph Today!!

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    Florida is screwy,Im self sponsoring for the academy in south fl.No dept. app's done yet. But I have passed my P.A.T. ,shield test for the sheriff's dept, background check is done,fingerprinting done,drug test and full medical is done and passed as well.Just a little anxious.

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    When the examiner asks if you have ever had sexual contact with animals, cordially reply: "how big does a woman have to be to be considered livestock?" he may laugh or he may fail you or slap you, or both. My examiner laughed. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmarulaCream View Post
    When the examiner asks if you have ever had sexual contact with animals, cordially reply: "how big does a woman have to be to be considered livestock?" he may laugh or he may fail you or slap you, or both. My examiner laughed. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmarulaCream View Post
    When the examiner asks if you have ever had sexual contact with animals, cordially reply: "how big does a woman have to be to be considered livestock?" he may laugh or he may fail you or slap you, or both. My examiner laughed. :D
    Maybe that's how that weirdo from New Jersey in the news got hired. :confused:

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    PASSED MY CVSA!!!! all thats left is the pysch eval and im in the academy WOOT!!!:eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmarulaCream View Post
    When the examiner asks if you have ever had sexual contact with animals, cordially reply: "how big does a woman have to be to be considered livestock?" he may laugh or he may fail you or slap you, or both. My examiner laughed. :D
    I did that on my first exam. I said something different though, it was really cheesy. I said "once with a chicken, but it was pretty fowl." He kind of laughed, but failed me. I passed the next few though and didn't risk the joking.

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