masturbation DQ?

**redvtwin2** · 01-13-05 05:45 PM

Hey guys new to the forum and had a odd question for you. One of the questions on the poly questionaire is have you ever masturbated in your vehicle or any other public place where someone could see you. I have masturbated in my car before but it was when I was 16 and had just had the "revelation of masturbation". Can this hurt me if I put that it was innocent with no criminal intent going on? I know the question is focused towards perverts and stuff who do it to be lewd....Any advice would be great...especially for responding to such a silly awnser.

**TALLON** · 01-13-05 05:49 PM

Welcome to RP.

Nice lead in. You do know that you can go blind, right?

Probably won't hurt your chances if you can explain it as the isolated incident you claim it to be. :eek:

**Joe Topeka** · 01-13-05 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by TALLON

Nice lead in.

LOL.

I just had a similar and uncomfortable conversation at my polygraph this week. The examiner asked if there was anything I felt uncomfortable talking about. I said sex. That was his invitation to talk about nothing but sex. Me and my big mouth.

"You like fire?"

Yes.

"Does fire excite you?"

Not like Beavis-excited, but it's relaxing to watch a fire.

"So you're not sexually aroused by fire?"

No!

**massgrunt** · 01-13-05 06:43 PM

Finally a question relevant to me!!!

Because a friend of mine was asking about this. A friend, yes.

**stargateSg1** · 01-13-05 06:46 PM

you should rename the subject.

**Old Trooper** · 01-13-05 06:52 PM

It could make you go blind!

**GrayPatriot** · 01-13-05 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Old Trooper

It could make you go blind!

Don't foget the hairy palms... :eek:

**txinvestigator1** · 01-13-05 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by redvtwin2

Hey guys new to the forum and had a odd question for you. One of the questions on the poly questionaire is have you ever masturbated in your vehicle or any other public place where someone could see you. I have masturbated in my car before but it was when I was 16 and had just had the "revelation of masturbation". Can this hurt me if I put that it was innocent with no criminal intent going on? .

Were you sitting in front of Suzy Cheerleader's house looking through her partially opened blinds?

**Starflyer525i** · 01-13-05 07:03 PM

Was the car moving? If so, congratulations.

**acreature** · 01-13-05 07:03 PM

I see a spring on the trap door

**massgrunt** · 01-13-05 07:16 PM

I'm not a cop, but:

You wouldn't be the first 16 year old to maturbate in an inappropriate place.

You might, however, be the first guy dumb enough to mention it to a BI.

**chewy** · 01-13-05 07:20 PM

Make them prove you've done it. Besides, everytime I was involved in a chase I did it while driving. It's ok, everyone does it in their cars don't they???

That's funny, I never had to answer a sexual question like that... good thing I guess:D

**MOCOP** · 01-13-05 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by massgrunt

I'm not a cop, but:

You wouldn't be the first 16 year old to maturbate in an inappropriate place.

You might, however, be the first guy dumb enough to mention it to a BI.

Spoken like a true member of the every stall club. Enjoyed your time on float huh? :D :p

sbrad · 01-13-05 07:31 PM

Wonder how long before this thread gets out of hand.

**cmras24** · 01-13-05 07:34 PM

Did you at least have your windshield wipers on???

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