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Originally Posted by pafindr
You calling me a liar?
Who do you think you are?
And like I said the felonies was a long time ago so they don't matter.
A recruiter told me so.
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Let's just say the felony had something to do with a sheep that accidentally had it's head caught in a fence, and leave it at that. ;)
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06-05-09, 05:06 PM
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No no no I waz just tryin 2 help it over da fence!!!
y u h8n?
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In remembrance;
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06-05-09, 06:28 PM
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Aon scéal?
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Originally Posted by pafindr
No no no I waz just tryin 2 help it over da fence!!!
y u h8n?
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With its back legs jammed into your socks ?:rolleyes: |
06-05-09, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Piggy
Let's just say the felony had something to do with a sheep that accidentally had it's head caught in a fence, and leave it at that. ;)
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What married couples get up to in their spare time is of no concern ! The fence had taken time out from his professional day time activities, he is a part time marriage guidence counsellor and was assisting pafindr overcome a dysfunction in his elevator Department. :eek:
This would not have become public if it had not appeared in the full length feature film (Straight to DVD release) Animal Farm !  :D |
06-05-09, 07:01 PM
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OMG you guys have way too much time on your hands...
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"Nearly all men can stand the test of adversity, but if you really want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln
"The basis of all morality is duty."--Robert Heinlein
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." --Thomas Jefferson
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06-05-09, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by ChevySSP
OMG you guys have way too much time on your hands...
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...and that's really sad.
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06-05-09, 08:15 PM
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LOL Wow. This IS real.
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06-05-09, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Hand
With its back legs jammed into your socks ?:rolleyes:
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Hey! I never thought of that.
Good trick, so this works for you?
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pafindr
Some people are like Slinkeys, they are not good for anything, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
In remembrance;
Sergio G. Villanueva Firefighter
Engine 4 - Ladder 132
09/11/01
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06-06-09, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by pafindr
Hey! I never thought of that.
Good trick, so this works for you?
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Actually, what works best for him is the back legs in his irrigation boots and the sheep's front legs near the edge of a high cliff. (You gotta figure out the rest, I ain't getting banned in no Ask a CJ Student thread.)
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06-06-09, 12:20 AM
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What about if we were talking about fat chicks Doc? Would it be worth possibly getting banned then? ;)
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"Nearly all men can stand the test of adversity, but if you really want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln
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06-06-09, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by ChevySSP
What about if we were talking about fat chicks Doc? Would it be worth possibly getting banned then? ;)
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Now, just how in the hell are you gonna get a fat chick's back legs into your irrigation boots? :confused:
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06-06-09, 12:24 AM
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Now, just how in the hell are you gonna get a fat chick's back legs into your irrigation boots? :confused:
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I just cracked up at myself when I read I actually wrote back legs. :p
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06-06-09, 12:27 AM
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What about if we were talking about fat chicks Doc? Would it be worth possibly getting banned then? ;)
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You can't let a fat chick get you banned. |
06-06-09, 12:27 AM
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Pffft you noob. Thats a very obvious answer your missin....
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"Nearly all men can stand the test of adversity, but if you really want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln
"The basis of all morality is duty."--Robert Heinlein
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." --Thomas Jefferson
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06-06-09, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by CityOfChicago
You can't let a fat chick get you banned.
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Alright well I'd better avoid you then....:D :p
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"Nearly all men can stand the test of adversity, but if you really want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln
"The basis of all morality is duty."--Robert Heinlein
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." --Thomas Jefferson
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