ATTENTION TICKET TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a list of things I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IN YOUR POST or you will be slapped like a street walker on Wilshire Blvd.
The cop was wrong.
He was a total jerk to me.
I was told that _______________________ is true and will get me out of my ticket.
He said my car was _____ in color when it is actually _______.
He put down the wrong year or left something off my ticket.
I wasn't speeding.
Cops speed all the time.
So it's ok for the cop to break the law but not for me.
He wasn't wearing his hat or glasses.
He flashed his headlights at me.
He didn't show me his flashing overhead lights.
I have a unpaid ticket in another state and I want to go back there. Should I pay it???
I was only going with the flow of traffic.
I was racialy profiled, they only stopped me because I am (fill in the blank) ________ or anything other then white.
He or she write me a ticket because I have a radar detector.
They took my radar detector.
I wasn't speeding, driving wreckless, or driving like an ***.
I hate the popo, pigs, 5-0, PO-Leece, nazi's, gestapo and so on.
No matter what the officer forgets to put on the ticket or if he messes up he/she can always ammend the ticket and no forgetting something will not get it dismissed.
Don't expect any sympathy or defense advice from us
The above will cause me to snap and unload a world of hurt on anyone in violation of the above rules.
If you want help with your anti police mindset I suggest you go to the following sites.
www.beatmyspeedingticket.com
www.copwatch.com
www.speedtrap.com
www.iamaidiotanddrivelikeamoron.com
www.iwasprofiled.com
www.ineedabrainandareallife.com
Final advice. Pay the ticket or get a lawyer and fight it in court. Don';t fight a ticket when the officer gave you a break from 70/45 and only wrote you for 5 over or he will refile the ticket with the origional speed on it.
I hope this helps and please HEED my warning.
Thank you and your dismissed. :D
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08-16-04 01:04 PM #1
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Att. People Wanting To Fight Their Ticket!
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08-16-04 01:09 PM #2
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Originally Posted by darrell
Can you promise that? :D
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08-16-04 01:09 PM #3
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HAHA, it is about time that sometime started this thread!!
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08-16-04 01:10 PM #4
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Originally Posted by hippie_ladycop
YEs I can............. I will send out Rick James (Darin) and he will pimp slap them for me.
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08-16-04 01:13 PM #5
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HA HA!! We now have a STANDARD!!!! Well done man.
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08-16-04 01:13 PM #6
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Darrell, tell us how you really feel. :D Originally Posted by darrell
How come your house has wheels and your car doesn't?
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08-16-04 01:15 PM #7
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I just hope no one deletes it on me. :D Originally Posted by Mike Romeo
I had to be nice or it would be deleted but I hope the message is clear to the trolls.arrell, tell us how you really feel.
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08-16-04 01:16 PM #8
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Originally Posted by darrell
LOL! You picked the right man for the job. ;)
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08-16-04 01:34 PM #9
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Sure did.
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08-16-04 01:50 PM #10Jynkxxie Guest
LOL That's great.
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08-16-04 02:01 PM #11
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Is something bugging you Originally Posted by darrell
A snout has told me he's got a set of nostrils, so go and get a W so we can spin his drum to see if he's got any monkey gear - The Sweeney.
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08-16-04 02:03 PM #12
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I wouldn't say everyone who asks a ticket related Q is a troll though. Some are geniuinely concerned, if naive about posting on a cop forum!
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08-16-04 02:08 PM #13
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Originally Posted by muffet
HA HA Yeah ok..... :D
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08-16-04 02:31 PM #14
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What about "he wasn't wearing his hat or his glasses"? Is that one okay, darrell? LMFAO
LR ~ ducking from the dirty looks darrell will send her way“He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it.” ~Seneca, philosopher
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08-16-04 02:32 PM #15
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Originally Posted by LidaRose
:mad: (dirty look) lol
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