How diverse is your police department

[studentcj]

I ask this because a buddy of mine just got a job in Atlanta and he said the station he works out of, its like 90% african american. Besides himself there are only 4 other caucasians, and the rest are hispanic

[Outshined]

Mine is all white males, except for one white female, and she uses the urinal.

[deputywave]

All white males, except for a recent transfer from Mars and our Trunk Monkey.

[Switchback]

If you haven't noticed, you are getting some smart-a$$ responses. Since you have yet to respond to subtle (and not so subtle) suggestions, people are getting annoyed by your slew of silly questions. I won't lose any sleep over it, but if you enjoy being chastised as the butt-end of jokes, continue on.

[kels]

lets see, the county is 98% white per the 2010 census.
That includes the approx 9 % latino poplulation.

Wanna guess what race the 13 full time LEOs are?

[kazz]

All white males, except for a recent transfer from Mars and our Trunk Monkey.

Damn . . you've got a Trunk Monkey!!!!

[QldCop]

We did have 2 Aboriginals but they left...
Got a Pom, but we cant understand him on the radio...
I'd say half the station is female, but 2 of those lass's landed on the other side of the fence...(NOT THAT IT"S A BAD THING THAT IS!)
A few of the guys are short...

But we weren't issued a Trunk Monkey!!

[kazz]

We did have 2 Aboriginals but they left...
Got a Pom, but we cant understand him on the radio...
I'd say half the station is female, but 2 of those lass's landed on the other side of the fence...(NOT THAT IT"S A BAD THING THAT IS!)
A few of the guys are short...

But we weren't issued a Trunk Monkey!!

SHORT?!?!?! We've got short, we had to buy to low level seat for the BMW K1200P motorcycle!! And no one can get into the cars after he's driven it until the seat's moved 10 inches and he's got small man syndrome to boot!!! *sigh*

. . . maybe he can be OUR tunk monkey?!?!?!

[Big Sexy]

Some are a lighter shade of pale. A couple would be what you call grays. We have 2 this, that & the thirds. (Those guys can be asswipes.) A few light greens & darke greens, but they're all green.

[Big Sexy]

Since you have yet to respond to subtle (and not so subtle) suggestions, people are getting annoyed by your slew of silly questions.

Uh, didn't BIG bring this up a couple of years ago? Finally VINDICATION!!

358 posts & BIG will bet you if you count them, 350 of them were questions. BIG's 5 year old isn't that interested in anything to ask 350 phucking questions.

[Switchback]

Uh, didn't BIG bring this up a couple of years ago? Finally VINDICATION!!

358 posts & BIG will bet you if you count them, 350 of them were questions. BIG's 5 year old isn't that interested in anything to ask 350 phucking questions.

Oh, don't give me the "I told you so" lines. I have several posts in his threads trying to address the senselessness of his posts.... and I think he actually has 4-5 responses in there, making his total number of questions 354 or so. That is the worst thing, he asks these stupid questions and then gives no indicators that he even comes back to read them. He just goes off and asks more stupid questions.

I mean, come on guys... it is really important to me... What color socks do you wear? Do they have the different colored toes or not? Do y ou wear over the calf or mid calf? If ytou wear the midcalf ones, do you use keepers?

Ugh!

[Big Sexy]

If ytou wear the midcalf ones, do you use keepers?

Um......a........hate to...ask what might be a simple question....but....WTF are keepers?

[Switchback]

Um......a........hate to...ask what might be a simple question....but....WTF are keepers?

IDK... what the hell do you call those things that hold your socks up? I don't use them... and don't steal the thunder from my sarcasm!


Edited to add:

Sock garters... a whole new level of gayness, I guess.

[Ispbear]

[deputywave]

Damn . . you've got a Trunk Monkey!!!!

Not only do we have one...........He's a DAMN fine officer!!