Receptionist?
Seriously, you have a LOT of dope usage. Between marijuana, the scripts and sativa (last one probably not illegal, just goes to character and judgement), you've committed what amounts to MANY felony crimes. You've just been lucky enough not to get caught. All that will come out in your background and polygraph. Many departments will be almost, if not AS strict with backgrounds for non-sworn positions of trust as they are with sworn.
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.