Communal showers at police academies?

[Samuel]

If you really want to mess with them show up in the locker room at shiftchange wearing a g-string and a sports bra. Not that it's ever been done at *ahem* my department.

Hey Sir,

Whatever it is that you guys do as part of your training program is Your business... (borderline TMI)

Btw, if dressing like that would have gotten me off training, I would have done it too... TMI, I know...

[retdetsgt]

We used to have this guy who used to walk around the locker room wearing nothing but his boxer shorts and Wellington boots...... He was kind of a heavy guy with skinny legs.... It hurt the eyes and he got tons of **** thrown at him. But on the street, he was probably the most respected old cop out there.

A good friend of mine (still) bought these "waterproof" boots with bulbous toes. The first day, someone noted that they looked like the boots Mickey Mouse wore and the clouds opened on the poor guy. He never wore his new boots again..... But another case of someone who was highly regarded (except in the locker room!).

The OP was sweating a scar on his back, we had two guys who had been in bad car wrecks and had scarred up faces. One guy made Jack Elam look like Rock Hudson.

Nobody at work said a thing and if someone on the street made a cute remark about it, other cops were more likely to get pissed than either one of them.