This morning I was taking care of some business in the the Federal Building when in walked two Deputy Marshals. One was wearing a ratty t shirt, jeans, and a do rag on his head, the other was wearing a sleevless sweat shirt and jeans.
It didn't look very good.
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10-08-09 11:24 PM #1
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Do Deputy U.S. Marshals not have dress standards?
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10-08-09 11:31 PM #2
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Switchback was in town?
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
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10-08-09 11:43 PM #3
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Nah LOL. I have had lunch with Switch and he dressed much better than that. LOL
Originally Posted by Sgt. Slaughter
"In memory of DCLaw- EOW@RealPolice 02-20-2007.
We won't rest 'till we find the mutt.
Sheriff, we are coming for you.
No, I am not an expert, but I am a fat guy who likes to eat.
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10-08-09 11:47 PM #4
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Probably depends on what they were doing that day. You can't do every aspect of the job wearing a suit and tie. Originally Posted by Norm357
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
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10-08-09 11:56 PM #5
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Well Norm, do you chase fugitives in a three piece suit?
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10-09-09 12:14 AM #6
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They were undercover
You were taking care of some business at the Federal Courthouse?
Finally decided to turn yourself in?On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL
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10-09-09 12:35 AM #7
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I had a meeting with the IRS due to tax issues caused by my divorce. Originally Posted by kels
They were undercover
You were taking care of some business at the Federal Courthouse?
Finally decided to turn yourself in?
They were telling the IRS dude something about a fugitive that they had in custody. I didn't hear anything after that.Probably depends on what they were doing that day. You can't do every aspect of the job wearing a suit and tie."In memory of DCLaw- EOW@RealPolice 02-20-2007.
We won't rest 'till we find the mutt.
Sheriff, we are coming for you.
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10-09-09 12:49 AM #8
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That probably answers why they were dressed down. Originally Posted by Norm357
And good luck with the divorce and getting straight answers from the IRS.... My experience has been that every employee I talked to gave me different answers to the same question.....
That's the only federal agency I am genuinely afraid of.
Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
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10-09-09 01:31 AM #9
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The IRS and I are debating wether or not I owe them 20K in back taxes. Originally Posted by retdetsgt
That probably answers why they were dressed down.
And good luck with the divorce and getting straight answers from the IRS.... My experience has been that every employee I talked to gave me different answers to the same question..... That's the only federal agency I am genuinely afraid of."In memory of DCLaw- EOW@RealPolice 02-20-2007.
We won't rest 'till we find the mutt.
Sheriff, we are coming for you.
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10-09-09 01:33 AM #10
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According to the President's belief that you should "share the wealth", that money actually is owed to me. Feel free to PM me with a payment arrangement.
Thank you for your support.Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
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10-09-09 09:31 AM #11
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The guidlines for dress are established by the local Marshal (political appointee). It can vary drastically. With that said, I do not see guys in sleeveless shirts very often (unless they wear another shirt over them).
Most guys don't wear torn jeans. Now, outside of that, most things are fair game. More often than not, I am wearing a either a concert t-shirt or a crossfit t-shirt with a pair of worn-out jeans and hiking boots. I shave about every 3 days or so and have a sleeve on one arm. So, take that for what you will.
I am thinking, after a short trip to the academy to teach, I am having a contest with a few guys in the office... who can go the longest without shaving their face (My head is staying shaven). I think the mountain man (aka the Afghan White Devil) is coming back for Christmas! :DWe bring evil things to evil people, kicking in a door near you!
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10-09-09 10:07 AM #12
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Oh great. And if you disagree, you go to THEIR personal court to get it decided. Originally Posted by Norm357
I do my own taxes and volunteer doing taxes for AARP, but I work hard on keeping up with the laws and have a receipt for every single thing I deduct. And I don't get cute with imaginative deductions either. The last thing in the world I want is those pricks on my case about anything.
I do have to say they're given the task of enforcing a set of unGodly laws and half the time I don't think even they understand them.
A retired IRS attorney told me once that if they required the Senate Finance committee members to do their own taxes just one year, the next year we'd have a much simpler tax code.Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
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10-09-09 10:22 AM #13
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Are these two threads related?
Public crossdressing?
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10-09-09 10:24 AM #14
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Oh, don't hate. You guys are just jealous.
We bring evil things to evil people, kicking in a door near you!
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in practice, there is."
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10-09-09 10:26 AM #15
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I saw Switch yeterday. He was still wearing his rapelling harness and ballistic eye wear. Vey chik.
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