Cop with a fetish?

[ggmesh]

Hello all. I have long desired to become a police officer. I have absolutely no criminal record, no drug use, not even a speeding ticket. I do however, have a skeleton in my closet.

It's somewhat embarrassing to mention in a public forum, but I have a fetish that I fear may hinder my entrance into LE.

I may as well say it, I have what you might call a "fecal fetish". I get sexually aroused by women defecating on me. I have never forced this on anyone, but it is a gratifying experience for me. Other than that I live a completely normal lifestyle.

I am concerned that this might be uncovered during an interview or background investigation should I choose to pursue a career in law enforcement. Are these types of activites asked about and/or frowned upon?

Thanks for your time.

I'm sure I'm due some razzing...

[Outshined]

Hello all. I have long desired to become a police officer. I have absolutely no criminal record, no drug use, not even a speeding ticket. I do however, have a skeleton in my closet.

It's somewhat embarrassing to mention in a public forum, but I have a fetish that I fear may hinder my entrance into LE.

I may as well say it, I have what you might call a "fecal fetish". I get sexually aroused by women defecating on me. I have never forced this on anyone, but it is a gratifying experience for me. Other than that I live a completely normal lifestyle.

I am concerned that this might be uncovered during an interview or background investigation should I choose to pursue a career in law enforcement. Are these types of activites asked about and/or frowned upon?

Thanks for your time.

I'm sure I'm due some razzing...

Holy GOD we are targets I tell you.

[Curt581]

Straight up troll.

Razzing? More like expressing open disgust. This isn't a topic for this site.

Mods... you know what to do.

[retdetsgt]

I dunno, we get **** on all the time. He might fit right in......:drug:

[Switchback]

I dunno, we get **** on all the time. He might fit right in......:drug:

Priceless!

[Curt581]

I dunno, we get **** on all the time. He might fit right in......:drug:

From that perspective. I suppose you might as well like it.

[mobrien316]

I call bull****.


I hope he doesn't pop a woody when he reads that...

[Outshined]

Hello all. I have long desired to become a police officer. I have absolutely no criminal record, no drug use, not even a speeding ticket. I do however, have a skeleton in my closet.

It's somewhat embarrassing to mention in a public forum, but I have a fetish that I fear may hinder my entrance into LE.

I may as well say it, I have what you might call a "fecal fetish". I get sexually aroused by women defecating on me. I have never forced this on anyone, but it is a gratifying experience for me. Other than that I live a completely normal lifestyle.

I am concerned that this might be uncovered during an interview or background investigation should I choose to pursue a career in law enforcement. Are these types of activites asked about and/or frowned upon?

Thanks for your time.

I'm sure I'm due some razzing...

Get married then.

[Switchback]

Get married then.

LMAO



And the hits keep coming!

[greg72982]

Come on guys no need to be ****ty. He just asked a question.

[retdetsgt]

To answer the OP, what you do in the privacy of your own home with a consenting adult isn't anyone else's business.

But I wouldn't spread it around.

[RoadKingTrooper]

I've seen ****eating dogs before, but not Cops. Sounds like you would be better off in the entertainment industry.:beer:

[Roger Dat]

Id say your chances may be flushed down the toilet.

[ggmesh]

I realize this was somewhat a risque question, so perhaps you can appreciate why I have not asked this of an officer in person.

I expected the jabs... Unfortunately I cannot help what I find arousing.

FYI I do not ingest feces... I think it's more of the carnal humility and natural human aroma about it that I find erotic. It's quite prurient and exciting to expose yourself to another person this way.

Sorry if thats too much info.

Retdet - thanks for calming my fears that a BI would not get this "personal".

I'll continue my pursuit of LE with no worries :D

[greg72982]

Sorry if thats too much info.

Yes, it is.

Retdet - thanks for calming my fears that a BI would not get this "personal".

I'll continue my pursuit of LE with no worries :D

I wouldn't go that far. If your future coworkers find out that little tidbit of info you may be in for quite a treat, and by that I don't mean women pooping on your chest.