Before I start, please realize I have the utmost respect for law enforcement, and realize I was the one breaking the law. I'm merely looking for advice, as I have become wiser. I've had a blast the 2 weeks following this, without having a sip of alcohol.
I'm wondering if there is anything I can do to lessen the punishment, and if there is enough evidence against me. I have had no previous convictions for anything, not even driving offenses.
I live on a college campus, and the first night of school there were two undercover cops outside. I was waiting for my friends, so I made small talk with them from probably 15 feet away. I just asked if they were students, since they look old. I'm retarded. So they pull out their badges, and claim they:
a) smelled alcohol from the 15-20 feet away (not windy)
b) observed me looking drunk, even though there is no way they saw me in the restaraunt. (another lie, probably trying to pry a confession)
c) (well of course) they claimed I slurred my words
d) They noticed my hands had sharpie Xs, and said "That mean's he is too young to be served alcohol wherever he was"
I WAS NOT DRUNK. Thats all I will say. I stood on one foot and said the ABCs 4 times before stopping. They said they would NOT document that as it isn't the field sobriety test offered.
After refusing a breathalizer I was given a citation.
Obviously refusing a breathalizer doesn't make me immune to punishment. But if they claimed "they smelled alcohol" before I approached them from a reasonable distance, is that really valid evidence? I know you think this is bull****, but I always slur my words, unless I wear a retainer every night, which hurts.


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