RoadKingTrooper

**JR180** · 09-04-09 01:03 PM

Where are the Professional Courtesy questions Everybody happy in that camp?

How about the Open Carry Dudes?
Surely they have something about how their rights are forever being violated?

What about those who want to "teach" us their philosophies? I know L-1 is waiting for some stimulating discussion from them

How bout this: When I was 16 i was pulled over by an Iowa State Patrolman for going 92mph in a 55mph. He kindly walked up to the window and said: " You know why I stopped you. Just give me your stuff."

Now I think he should have told me why he stopped me and not assumed I already knew. I think I should be able to have that ticket removed from my record and have my $200 refunded. Do you have any advice on getting out of future tickets?

Also: aliens are real, Elvis lives in Des Moines, all cops eat donuts, squirrels taste like chicken, and I pay your salery.

**PapaBear** · 09-05-09 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by JR180

...squirrels taste like chicken, and I pay your salery.

LOL! Now, can you tell us what chicken tastes like?

Spell Check: "salery" is spelled with an "a" - salary.

**RoadKingTrooper** · 09-05-09 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by JR180

How bout this: When I was 16 i was pulled over by an Iowa State Patrolman for going 92mph in a 55mph. He kindly walked up to the window and said: " You know why I stopped you. Just give me your stuff."

Now I think he should have told me why he stopped me and not assumed I already knew. I think I should be able to have that ticket removed from my record and have my $200 refunded. Do you have any advice on getting out of future tickets?

Also: aliens are real, Elvis lives in Des Moines, all cops eat donuts, squirrels taste like chicken, and I pay your salery.

Where's the beef? (munching on donut reading this)
You said he kindly walked up to your window

The taste thing? would that be raw or cooked:eek:

salery..........LOL no you don't, never have, never will! But if it helps you to sleep at night thinking that, then by all means keep dreaming;)

**CityOfChicago** · 09-05-09 09:16 AM

None of the mutts I deal with have jobs - they're all on the public dole. When they give me that salary ****, I tell them that actucally, I pay their salary, go f*ck yourself deadbeat, and I want MY money back.

**CityOfChicago** · 09-05-09 09:32 AM

This thread seems like an attempt to jag RKT off a bit, so I think I'll call a spade a spade and just say screw this thread - get off RKT's 2-wheeled arse or you can deal with me.

So, in that vein....