
Originally Posted by
Legoate
1. Aliens.
2. Obama's birth certificate.
3. Squirrel balls.
4. The B4 Stealth bomber.
5. Atlantis.
6. Back Waxing.
7. Donkey Shows.
8. Groom Lake.
9. The smell coming from Paris Hilton.
10. Nuclear Fission.
Just a short list... hope it helps.
Okay.
No 1 - everyone knows vampires are the new aliens.
No 2 - Obamas birth certificate. Well I checked Snopes and that cleared that up enough for me.
No 3 - I am not sure what the hell that is about. I found a couple of things when I googled that. One of them showed a picture of a squirrel that...well...I hope he walks very carefully or he is never gonna have kids. The other was a bit more disturbing. It was a link to an online shopping site that actually sold these (again though they were not exactly what i thought they were)
No 4 - It seems the world is full of nerds and the internet is run by geeks. I found very little about this plane due to the fact that I could not bother wade through the endless crap about RC planes to find any stories about the real ones.
No 5 - I thought that was were Norm was from :p
No 6 - I thought that was what Norm did when he was not cooking and drinking beer (or cooking with beer). :p
No 7 - I have never seen one of these, but I would assume it was like the snake show I saw at Kings Cross when I was 18. Man was that an eye opener!! Poor girl. Poor snake!!
No 8 - Oh crap I just googled this and now I think I hear people in my roof!!! Gotta go get some tin foil and make a helmet.
No 9 - Don't even want to go there. No-one is that curious they want to learn about that.
No 10 - Not that interesting really. I built a small reactor in my back yard...well of course I did. How else am I meant to develop tiny little warheads for my RC B4 Stealth Bomber to drop on my neighbours yapping dog!!!
There's those noises in the roof again. Gotta go
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