Can I file charges for theft?

[kels]

There I was in the kitchen making a real dagwood style sandwich.
As I am putting up the spicy mustard in the fridge, the wife
comes along with a sharp knife and takes half the sandwich.

Oh, nevermind, she was listening to Obama's share the wealth speech.:D

[Roger Dat]

LMAO.... wimmen!!!

[Samuel]

She pointed the knife at you from a very close range and demanded that you hand over your sandwich, right? Fearing for your safety, you gave up your sandwich, right? As she was walking away, she then threatened that, if you called the police, she would kill you in your sleep (or worse), right? Then, she pulled the phone cord from the wall, tearing the wires, so you couldn't use it to call the police, right? Then she sat down in your easy chair, grabbed the remote, and changed the channel so you couldn't watch the last two minutes of the championship game, right?

I'm sure we can find SOMETHING to charge her with in there somewhere... :p