But since your drivers license is suspended and you dont have current proof of insurance and an expired tag. You are still going to jail. We tow the car and we get to go home when the paper work is done.
YOU on the other hand, get to share a holding cell with BUBBA.
It ok though, he is lonely and waiting to go back the big house.
We wont even get into that open beer, baggie of weed in your pants or
the white powder on your upper lip.
On second thought, yes we will, the County Attorney likes dope cases.
Makes him look good in the local paper.
On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL