You must REALLY not think highly of your department.
You think they would give you a lethal weapon...arguably one of the most litigious objects police officers carry...and then assume you would not be sufficiently trained to pass a basic qualification course?
Can a brutha get a "Wow!"???
Of every one hundred men, ten should not even be here. Eighty are nothing but targets. Nine are real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but the One... One of them is a Warrior... He will bring the others back.
"Wrong door, buddy!"
Let no man's ghost say my training failed him.