A really dumb/strange question

[Creeker]

Damn, I'd almost forgotten about the squirrel or mouse that crawled into my kitchen wall and died.

We smelled that thing for a week that summer before it dried up and big giant flies came out of the light fixture over the sink.

I ended up putting up a couple of fly strips over the kitchen sink... and my wife had a fit. Seems she'd rather kill flies as they were buzzing around the windows trying to get out than to be so "low class" as to have fly strips hanging in the house.:rolleyes:

[TXTing]

HELP!

Is there a corrections officer here who is looking to make a few extra bucks on the side? (On the SIDE, not off the books...)

This is a really tough job though which takes a sharp mind and quick reflexes. There are five inmates and they have made several escape attempts in the past. Twice they managed to escape and were recaptured.

The maximum security prison they are in is just not cutting it because they are that determined to get free. They have managed to CHEW through the bars! So they will need 1-5 direct supervision 24/7, especially in the night hours.

If you feel up to the challenge, please PM me.










PS: The prisoners are mice and they chew their way out of everything...just so they can crawl into the next trap. :rolleyes: Just the littlest is always left behind. :( It's probably kinda hard to escape when your eyes aren't open yet...

[NyPd Sgt ALU]

Am I the only one seeing TxTing as an EDP?

[TXTing]

Am I the only one seeing TxTing as an EDP?

The prison break post was obviously (?) meant to be humorous. I'm sorry it missed its mark. I admit it was a bit corny.

In the future, please spell out your insults so I don't have to research your acronyms before being appropriately offended. Thanks.