
Originally Posted by
kels
Complaint of cattle on highway. Owner called and had them
put up by the time I get there.
Ha! We went to a cattle on road call one night. About 200 of them. Gate was open. I pulled up in front of the gate and dropped my partner off to block the gate and push them in. I then drove past the mob until I got in front of them. The road was fenced either side so I just got in front of the leader, hit the lights and sirens and huntedthem back towards my partner. He stood on the road and they all ran in the gate. Job Complete. We drove away.
Then he realised that when he got out the car, he had dropped his phone. We went back to where I had originally stopped. He opened his car door to get out, and looked down and there it was!!! I had driven back and forth and 200 cattle had run across that patch of dirt and not one scratch on his phone!!
Go figure. :D
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