I was just over at my brother's and COPS was on. There was some slow speed car chase and when the guy stopped, the officers all crowded up, opened the door, one officer reached in after the keys I think, others are yelling at the driver to get out.
I'm yelling at the TV, "What are you doing?" "Pull his *** out of the car!" "Quit gabbing already and grab him!"
They finally did drag him out of the car and I breathed a sigh of relief that he hadn't pulled a weapon while they were all up in his face yelling instead of acting.
My sister in law said, "This is fun. I've never watched COPS with a cop before."
In life's small things be resolute and great
To keep thy muscle trained: know'st thou when Fate
Thy measure takes, or when she'll say to thee,
"I find thee worthy; do this deed for me?"
Nemo me impune lacessit.