
Originally Posted by
StartingOut
1) What are your recommendations?
2) Should I go into the local PD for a couple of years first?
3) Any chance these would have been fed cars, or do feds have the Crown Vics too?
4) What portion of those 120,000 applicants are actually serious FBI material that exceeds the minimum hiring standards?
5) I get that it's a ridiculously competitive hiring process, but what would be some real life estimate of how many qualified applicants actually end up being hired, once the unqualified applicants (e.g. no degree, no military or LE experience etc.) are cut out of the equation?
6) And what are the applicants vs. hires stats for some other federal LE agencies?
7) If I was hired and posted to an office that wasn't local, but was within 2 hours driving, would I be required to relocate closer?
8) In short, are there any requirements from any 1811 agencies that state SAs must live within x miles of the office?
9) Do that many people think that such agencies will bend the rules for them and look past the fact that they have no degree or experience, particularly in light of the fact that they can't even follow basic instructions?
10) So would I be correct in thinking that 1811 jobs are worth driving 2 hours each way for?
11) Initially, at least, and until I could get transferred to somewhere closer or move nearer the office?
12) One related question - with so many of you guys living so far away from the office, I'm guessing that there's not too many after-hours emergency calls?
13) Can I get some opinions from officers about their level of job satisfaction?
14) Sure, there's some crappy paperwork, some jackasses, and plenty of red tape to cut through, but all in all, when they're out on the street, life is pretty good. Is this generally the case?
15) In short, do many cops ***** about how crappy being a cop is, or do they come home most days in a good mood and positive about their career?
16) How do background investigators find out about this stuff?
17) Was the incident reported to your department and made known to your colleagues?
18) But I will ask whether it's dishonest to apply knowing that the vast majority of possible locations will not be suitable?
19) Following up on that question, at what point in the hiring process for the major agencies (FBI, DEA, USSS, USMS, ATF, etc.) do you find out where you will be posted?
20) I think this puts me out of the running, since it's not worth wasting my time and someone else's place at Quantico if I am taking a huge gamble as to where I'll be posted (unless it's common for agents-in-training to leave Quantico if they aren't posted where they want?)
21) But what about the USSS, DEA, ICE, ATF etc?
22) And what about some of the other agencies?
23) Bottom line for me - I need to stay in DC or Virginia for the foreseeable future. Is this realistic?
24) Why else would an inhaler be prescribed?
25) In other words, what reason does the doctor have to prescribe an inhaler and open himself up to a malpractice lawsuit?
26) After these cut-off dates, are new postings listed, or is hiring finished until all those who applied under the current posting have been processed?
27) And if the latter, how long does it typically take for agencies to exhaust their current supplies of applicants and list a new job posting?
28) What hours are SAs required to work?
29) Are they expected to show up a 7:00 a.m. and leave at 7:00 p.m., even when there's nothing urgent happening?
30) Or are there days when they can wander in a 9:00 a.m. and leave at 4:30 p.m.?
31) And what about taking work home?
32) For instance, if an agent has a bunch of paperwork to complete, can this be taken home to complete after-hours?
33) This isn't a question to ask "how slack can I be"?
34) Do 1811s get issued with body armor?
35) And do they wear it all the time?
36) If not, would it be considered "wussy" to always wear a low profile vest that the agent purchased with his or her own money?
37) Judging from the responses so far, I take it the average 1811 job is pretty damn safe unless performing certain predetermined tasks?
38) My question is what kind of credit issues are they looking for?
39) Are investigators going to see that I've always paid on time and ask why a couple of balances are high, or are they going to briefly glance at my FICO score and use that to form their opinion?
40) Is reaching a pace where 1.5 miles can be covered in under 12:30 a reasonable goal, or is that level of fitness just impossible for many normal people?
41) Oh, and I figure I've got about 6 months to get to this level of fitness. Realistic?
42) Since it's almost 2009, could I get some opinions on what 2009 might look like in terms of federal 1811 hiring?
43) Since the economy is so bad, are current 1811s staying in their jobs, meaning less openings for new hires?
44) Perhaps the huge financial mess means that the FBI will want to pick up lots more agents with numerical/computer/law skills to investigate the countless crimes in the mortgage and banking industries?
45) Any ideas or predictions?
46) How are things looking in your agency?
47) Any rumors?
48) Is there an upcoming hiring freeze?
49) How did the investigator find out what gym you went to and who you used to date?
50) Was this info you volunteered, or did this come from asking your listed contacts about anyone else he should interview?
51) Just wondering if a BI will include interviews with family members (parents, siblings etc.), or are these interviews avoided because your own family is likely to say good things about you regardless?
52) How easy or hard is it for a police officer to transfer from one city to another, or from one state to another?
53) Are lateral moves for experienced officers difficult, and do they often involve taking a huge step backwards in terms of career progression?
54) Sure, each department has a duty to look after its own employees, but at the expense of effective policing and acquiring much-needed experience that would greatly enhance its policing abilities?
55) No disrespect to officers who have actual experience, but what am I missing?
56) Does having experience as a more senior supervisor make it easier to transfer from department to department and stay in a supervisory position, or is it still a complete pain in the butt to move departments at any career stage?
57) Seriously, ROS, what has gotten under your skin so bad in this thread?
58) Seriously - do you guys not understand for one second that deliberately going out of your way to trash someone who wants to join the police is absolutely destructive?
59) Which is it?
60) Be seen and not heard, or try to discuss police-related matters in a mature manner?