I am not a real cop.
I am a real deputy sheriff.
Whats the difference?
We get to drive pickups,
We get to wear cowboy hats and cowboy boots AND
we are usually better looking:p
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06-21-08 04:25 PM #31
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On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL
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06-21-08 05:10 PM #32
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I was a real Deputy Sheriff.
Originally Posted by kels
I drove an SUV, no hat, and was accused by the City Boys of wearing cowboy boots... The better looking part, you'll have to ask my wife... :DMy Inalienable Rights were given to me by God and NOT by the Government.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government -- lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."- Patrick Henry
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06-21-08 06:21 PM #33
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I forgot to add.....
We carry real guns made of metal.
1911s, cocked and locked.
Puts glide in our stride.On a clear night, I can see the other deputies emergency lights at least 10 miles away.
But it isnt flat here LOL
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06-22-08 01:14 AM #34
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Ok, I'll tell the truth. We're actually not cops - we're member's of the Illuminati and our job here is to sow discord by planting false information so that we can take over the world --
I've said to much...I hear them
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06-22-08 01:42 AM #35
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I thought we were Scientologists. :confused:
:p:D"He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
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06-22-08 01:44 AM #36
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Um yeah, ok -- whatever gets 'em to drink da punch :D:eek: Originally Posted by Aussie George
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06-22-08 09:19 AM #37
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Oh great now we'll have to take matters into our own hands...again..............or maybe not. Originally Posted by Wolfman
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new guards for their future security.
Translation for the intellectually challenged: If the government screws the people too much, it is the right and duty of the people to revolt and form a new government.
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