Wasn't it one f the Blue Colar Comedy Tour guys that said something like..
"I was thrown out of a bar and the police arrested me for drunk in public. I told them I wasn't drunk in public, I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public!!!" :D:D
"He didn't want to tell the cop he was on his way to the Butt Pirate Palace for a little two-step with Joe-Joe during the Village People marathon." - Cat_Doc
"Cause when your hourglass runs out of sand
You can't flip it over and start again...Don't blink..." Kenny Chesney
"Take care, never leave home on bad terms, watch your back and go home in one piece." - Aussie Nathan
"The batton in my jacket is hot like a porn actor to beat someone down." - Patchcop