OMG - that reminds me of a call I took today!!! I was working phones for about 1/2 hour, and I think that is when all the drunks decided to call!
I had a really really REALLY intox lady who said that a man (her boyfriend) was threatening her with a fork!!! LMAO.. it took me getting out my "intox translator ring" to figure out what she was saying, but wow.. a FORK. I had all I could do not to bust out laughing on that one.


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