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[policemannwe]

okay people, so this is how it went down. I picked up my girlfriend from the airport in dayton ohio and we went to arby's to get something to eat. After we were done eating, we figured that we should smoke a bowl of marijuana in the parking lot. well that wasnt to smart of an idea because i guess the manager of arby's called the police and they walked right up on the car. They saw my friend hitting the bowl and after he was done hitting it he passed it to me. The cops were by my windows at this point and just happened to see the transaction. The bowl was empty, we had smoked all of what was in it, and it sucked. This happened 4 days before i turned 18. It happened a couple of months ago (2-3) and i just finally recieved the papers two days ago. The papers read that i was charged with possession of paraphanlia and possession of marijuana. What i want to know, is how they can charge me with possession of marijuana when they didnt recover any from the car or the bowl?

[MOCOP]

:rolleyes:

[samseed101]

http://ttyl.ytmnd.com[B]

[TPDHellhound]

The statute reads as follows, pay particular attention to Section C:

A. A person shall not knowingly:
1. Possess or use marijuana.
2. Transport for sale, import into this state or offer to transport for sale or import into this state, sell, transfer or offer to sell or transfer marijuana.
B. A person who violates:
1. Subsection A, paragraph 1 of this section involving an amount of marijuana not possessed for sale having a weight of less than two pounds is guilty of a class 6 felony.
C. If a person is caught by law enforcement smoking a bowl, joint, or blunt in a public parking lot in broad daylight, then evidence of such a crime is not necessary because the person is so dumb that it's not fair to stack up the evidence against him!

[scott715us]

The statute reads as follows, pay particular attention to Section C:

A. A person shall not knowingly:
1. Possess or use marijuana.
2. Transport for sale, import into this state or offer to transport for sale or import into this state, sell, transfer or offer to sell or transfer marijuana.
B. A person who violates:
1. Subsection A, paragraph 1 of this section involving an amount of marijuana not possessed for sale having a weight of less than two pounds is guilty of a class 6 felony.
C. If a person is caught by law enforcement smoking a bowl, joint, or blunt in a public parking lot in broad daylight, then evidence of such a crime is not necessary because the person is so dumb that it's not fair to stack up the evidence against him!

:D Classic

[mcsap]

We don't know, why don't you employ the assistance of a $150 per hour lawyer to figure it out ?

[Old Trooper]

Here's your sign

[Star]

Pothead troll alert!!!

[Joeyd6]

LOL....
-->Nobody ever thinks about the fact of testing the bowl....confirming residue proves what was it it, not to mention by the officers training and experience, they appeared under the influence.....

DUMB!

[121Traffic]

After we were done eating, we figured that we should smoke a bowl of marijuana in the parking lot. well that wasnt to smart of an idea

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the understatement of the year. All of you dopers shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Procreate, by the way, means to make babies, doper. You stick your pee pee into a girl to make babies, and I guess that it's fortunate for the rest of society that smoking dope has a proven adverse effect on your ability to accomplish this task. :rolleyes:

But you're so stupid that I actually feel sorry for you, and therefore want to help you. SO, in that vein, here's my advice...forget all this lawyer silliness. That stuff's too expensive, and we know that dopers can't hold a job so you must be cash-strapped. Just plead not guilty at your arraignment, and go to trial. At trial, all you have to do is tell the jury that the officer forgot to read you your rights. Works every time! ;)

[121Traffic]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the understatement of the year. All of you dopers shouldn't be allowed to procreate. Procreate, by the way, means to make babies, doper. You stick your pee pee into a girl to make babies, and I guess that it's fortunate for the rest of society that smoking dope has a proven adverse effect on your ability to accomplish this task. :rolleyes:

But you're so stupid that I actually feel sorry for you, and therefore want to help you. SO, in that vein, here's my advice...forget all this lawyer silliness. That stuff's too expensive, and we know that dopers can't hold a job so you must be cash-strapped. Just plead not guilty at your arraignment, and go to trial. At trial, all you have to do is tell the jury that the officer forgot to read you your rights. Works every time! ;)

EDIT: And what kind of doper eats BEFORE he smokes? See?? Even another doper would think you were retarded!