I know you've all had the following excuses.
"I don't know what's in that bag" Even though it's in the car.
"I don't even know her, I was just giving her a ride" Even though shes a prostitute.
"It's my friends car" Even though it's stolen.
How about a unique story or excuse someone got? You all get them. What's the one you remember most?
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11-15-04 12:51 PM #1
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I don't know....
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11-15-04 01:12 PM #2
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She fell into the door knob.
Can you lay your life down, so a stranger can live?
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One can only be so Open Minded before all that mind **** spills out, stains and ruins everything.
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11-15-04 01:34 PM #3
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"I have no idea how that ounce of heroin got inside my sock!"
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11-15-04 02:16 PM #4
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"Dese ain't eben mah pants yo. Dey mah brothers. I don't know how dat rock get dere yo>"
Run you cur! You tell all the other curs the laws comin! You tell em I'm comin! And Hells comin with me!
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11-15-04 02:28 PM #5
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"I didn't know you were trying to tell ME to pull over"
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas *** at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
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11-15-04 02:40 PM #6
Back in my day!!!!
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Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack & Michelle Obama do with mine
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11-15-04 03:02 PM #7
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My favorite was after getting consent to search on a house...."You're not going to look in the closet, are you?".
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11-15-04 03:36 PM #8
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I picked up this guy and he started fingering me......I think that is how the bottle of meth got up there because you know it isn't mine.
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11-15-04 03:40 PM #9
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Thats a winner :D Originally Posted by rdp
Run you cur! You tell all the other curs the laws comin! You tell em I'm comin! And Hells comin with me!
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