You can play little professor all day long, throw out numbers, stats, theories, etc.
Usually the same people that ***** about cops speeding are the same people who ***** when you have to wait more than 30 second for an officer to arrive to your house.
You are making this much more difficult than it is. When you see the sign that says "Speed Limit 55", compare it with your speedometer. If your speedometer says you're going faster than 55, take your foot off the gas.
If this doesn't work, head to the local bmv with your license and explain to them you need to turn your license in because you're a complete idiot. I'm sure they will understand.
In the meantime, if you speed and get a ticket, pay it and get over it.
(DC Law....I think you know what to do!)
