Right after the dog mauling in San Francisco we got calls of pitbulls everywhere. It could be a Jack Russel Terrier and people would call it in as a pitbull.. :rolleyes:
So one day I get a call of a owner trapped inside his house by an aggressive pitbull at the front door. Yeah right I think to myself. Just another bs call. So I drive down the street and don't see anything in the street and mistakenly passed the house. I back up the street to the correct house and look up the stairs. There IS a pitbull up there. He sees the nice black and white car and comes down the stairs. As I try and open my door to get out, he runs up snarling and barking. Great. So I radio in that I've found the dog and he's found me. Now I'm the one temporarily stuck...
The dog is obviously unleashed and VERY aggressive. I draw my Baretta and advise dispatch and my supervisor that I'm going to put this dog down. The dog must have heard me and takes off. I can't see him but I know he's not on the side of my door. Reconsidering my weapon of choice, I holster my sidearm and take out my shotgun. The dog saw I was out of the car now and I assume saw lunch. Comes trotting toward me snarling and barking...again. I pumped a round in and lowered the shotgun. Finger comes off the trigger guard and I start to sqqqquuuueeeze. Within .000001 of a second I hear from behind me "Sweets! Bad Dog!". The dog stops dead in his tracks, lowers his head, tail and ears and sulks back inside the residence.
Needless to say I had a nice chat with the dog's owner about how close they were to finding a new family pet....
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas *** at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.