I want to hook and book people...
I want to ride on the sidewalks and chase people and not get cited (bike unit)
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10-01-04 01:11 AM #16
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10-01-04 01:42 AM #17
To Hell And Back
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Poor guy! LoL!!
Originally Posted by PerpPredator
j/k :D_____________________________________
AUDACES FORTUNA JUVAT
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"There are those amongst us that live in rooms of experience that you and I can never enter...." - John Steinbeck
"Life's journey is NOT to arrive at your grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in a$$ backwards & sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy $H!T, what a ride!" - Unknown
There's gotta be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk.
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10-01-04 02:18 AM #18
Troll Stompr/Comic Relief
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How about:
If you can't beat em, join em.
Cause, in about a year or so, I'm thinking about going out and possibly retiring on job-related stress issues and I can't find another job that will let me do that.
(if going to a large dept) - If I'm gonna join a gang, I'm gonna join the biggest gang around!
(if you are a minority) - Cause the man has been keeping my people down far too long!
For the signing bonus - whaddya mean you don't have a signing bonus?!
I saw Training Day, you can make good money being a cop!
I hate my mother and can't wait to give her a ticket!
Well, I got beat up a lot as a kid and now it's payback time!
Cause I applied with the [insert local gang name here] and they said they wouldn't take me.
Cause I already have all the equipment on my car and at home and you won't have to issue me anything except the badge!
Cause the last time I was with a prostitute, she told me she thought I was a cop.
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10-01-04 02:23 AM #19
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Samuel
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10-01-04 02:24 AM #20
To Hell And Back
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I didn't think that I told anyone about that! LOL....Brilliant. Originally Posted by Samuel
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AUDACES FORTUNA JUVAT
MOLON LABE
"There are those amongst us that live in rooms of experience that you and I can never enter...." - John Steinbeck
"Life's journey is NOT to arrive at your grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in a$$ backwards & sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy $H!T, what a ride!" - Unknown
There's gotta be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk.
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10-01-04 02:59 AM #21
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the one i wanted to say was just too sick! good job guys
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10-01-04 06:38 AM #22
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The voices keep telling me to do it...
"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily. "So it is." "And freezing." "Is it?" "Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
-- A. A. Milne
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10-01-04 11:33 AM #23
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Don't forget that whole:
I JUST LOVE HEPATITUS SHOTS!!!
I can't seem to get enough latex gloves on
I enjoy seeing the insides of people who haven't been found in a timely manner after death.
I enjoy the SMELL of aforementioned people even BETTER
I like having to worry about every action I do, because every action I do could get me sued or fired.
I can't get enough of running after armed, high, paranoid, and generally out of whack people with penchants to shoot at me on my off time so I'm sure glad I can do it at work.
etc...etc...etc..."When faced with a choice between two evils, do the one you've never tried before"
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10-01-04 11:39 AM #24
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ahhhh...yes...the donuts!!!
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10-01-04 11:40 AM #25
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and the donuts...*drool*
"When faced with a choice between two evils, do the one you've never tried before"
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10-01-04 12:16 PM #26
Hurricanes suck!
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"I've been watching 'The Shield' a lot and Vic Mackey makes it look like it would be a fun job."
"Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it."
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10-01-04 12:21 PM #27
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"None of your F***ING business! Ha-ha, just kidding...uhhh...mind if I smoke?"
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10-01-04 03:47 PM #28
/seen Super Troopers once
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Originally Posted by Toeknee112
hahahaha
great answers. if I ever NOT want to get hired I'll consult yall first!
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10-02-04 04:04 AM #29
Do work Son!
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The absolute number one thing, not to say when asked why you wanna be a Law Enforcement Officer is............
"If ya can't beat 'em......join 'em"
Can you lay your life down, so a stranger can live?
Rest in Peace - Lawmen, Friends, BrothersFrankie Hemilright - David Dees - Thad Pledger – Earl Murray
One can only be so Open Minded before all that mind **** spills out, stains and ruins everything.
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10-02-04 04:16 AM #30
Do work Son!
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My bad, I just noticed ^it was posted already^ *doh*
That's it, I'm going to bed.
Can you lay your life down, so a stranger can live?
Rest in Peace - Lawmen, Friends, BrothersFrankie Hemilright - David Dees - Thad Pledger – Earl Murray
One can only be so Open Minded before all that mind **** spills out, stains and ruins everything.
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