One of the higher ups in my park used to be an LE Ranger in a really busy park. He was at our LE Refresher telling us how cool he was, how many fights he got into and arrests he made as an LE. I thought he was a little large in the ego dept, but that we must be pretty lucky to have a former LE in our administration.
Then he made a joke about us shooting people in the gut, instead of where we train to shoot them and all my hopes went down the drain. No one thought his "joke" was funny. And I thought, "Great, now if I shoot someone is this joker going to ask me why I didn't shoot them in the gut?"
In life's small things be resolute and great
To keep thy muscle trained: know'st thou when Fate
Thy measure takes, or when she'll say to thee,
"I find thee worthy; do this deed for me?"
Nemo me impune lacessit.