IS there anyway GREAT excuse if u get pulled over for speeding?

[ajc30cts]

IS there anyway GREAT excuse if u get pulled over for speeding? I mean if i get pulled over for speeding is there anything i can say that will make the cop lighten up on me? I was thinking that if you just admit to speeding and say you where wrong for doing it was the best thing to do. any ideas?


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[Chief_Wiggum]

Yep, I think your idea is best.

[Norm357]

Tell the officer that you didnt realize how fast you were going cause you dropped your beer.

[Switchback]

Sorry, when I dropped my blunt I was distracted, trying to make sure I didn't light my fifth of whiskey on fire.
:D

Seriously, you have the idea. The first words out of your mouth should be, "I'm sorry."

[Chief_Wiggum]

Have you ever noticed: All the people who are speeding because someone who is in the car with them is really sick, never want the $3000 a ride medievac chopper, the $500 a ride ambulance, or even the free FD paramedic?

[michiganstud]

Tell them you just had your period.

[marine19860222]

what if someone were to hit themselves in the nose so they gush blood and say they are going to the hospital, huh? Im serious about this too just out of curiousity.

[P01IC3M4N]

the only thing you could say to me that would get you out of a ticket is, "HELP! I NEED AN AMBULANCE IMMEDIATELY! I CAN SEE MY OWN GUTS!"

after producing the guts, i'd probably give you a warning and call an ambulance.

[Chief_Wiggum]

what if someone were to hit themselves in the nose so they gush blood and say they are going to the hospital, huh? Im serious about this too just out of curiousity.

That's why one of the first things you learn is to always carry one of those big *** binder clips with you. You probably will get 3 to 10 people a week who'll wack themselves in the nose. Then you just slap the binder clip on their schnoz and go on about your business. You can get the clips from supply, (item # 3455673, make sure you specify large and pencil in "gushin honker stopper" so it gets charged to patrol and not admin).

[mazzouni]

Here's a thought. STOP SPEEDING !!!!!!!!



Remeber.........Speed doesn't kill. It's the sudden deceleration that gets you every time.

[Oldbillplod]

You could say if I knew you were only going to stop me for speeding I would of stopped, I thought it was the ten kilos of cocaine hidden in the car you were after.

[jaunt10]

last thing i'm going to say on this forum...for many reasons Policeman, or however dyslexic way you spell it....please give up the badge your a sorry excuse for an officer...at least show us the camaro MOVING so i dont think that your a photographer. but im gone too many cops thinking they're the son of god. i've seen better communities in a jail cell forum. i'm never going to be back on this forum...TX you're the man i hope you understand my reasons.

[fatboyjim154]

"I'm on my period" excuse.

Yeah, I've tried that one. That dog just don't hunt :D

[intheaircop]

Just make sure when you pull out your DL you let him see you shield/badge. It allways works for me!

[P01IC3M4N]

last thing i'm going to say on this forum...for many reasons Policeman, or however dyslexic way you spell it....please give up the badge your a sorry excuse for an officer...at least show us the camaro MOVING so i dont think that your a photographer. but im gone too many cops thinking they're the son of god. i've seen better communities in a jail cell forum. i'm never going to be back on this forum...TX you're the man i hope you understand my reasons.

at least you were man enough to put me down just before you tucked tail and ran.

i'd like to make a request for a happy dance smiley. i have discovered an appropriate time for which it could be used.

you see, i'm a good cop. i do this with the bad guys in my area. eventually they get tired and leave. i'm impressed with myself that it worked on an internet message board.