Need Village Idiot help

[Orleander]

I have an idiot of a neighbor across the street.
We had some storms come through, knocking down branches. We stacked them on the corner of our property for the village to come get. Village Idiot added a branch to our pile ACROSS THE STREET! No biggie. Village came and got them. Last night Village Idiot chops down a small tree on his property and stacks it on our corner ACROSS THE STREET! WTF! Is he that confused about proprty lines!? My husband moved them back onto his property. When we came back from a day out, they were back on our corner.

You talk and talk to this man and get no where. What can we do? (My husband won't let me chuck them through his living room window. grrr)
Is he trespassing? Littering?

[Cobra]

Dumping/Littering

Call your PD

[mcsap]

Return them to his property with a note attached, property of John ______ 123 Main St . Naming him and his address.

[Switchback]

Buy a pellet gun.



Ok.... really, walk over to his home and talk to him about it. In the event that this does not go well and/or the pile is not promptly moved back to his property, call the PD.

[dragonspider]

Buy a pellet gun.



Ok.... really, walk over to his home and talk to him about it. In the event that this does not go well and/or the pile is not promptly moved back to his property, call the PD.

Pellet gun....shiiiiit.... Set a bear trap out there..... Take a damn leg off next time he trys it!

[Switchback]

LOL

I like to escalate in use of force when I can. It makes for better home movies anyways. :D

...you take the leg off and it is a 1 shot deal. With my technique, you get sequals!

[Norm357]

5 gallons of hi test and a match should solve this problem quite nicely thank you.

[dragonspider]

LOL

I like to escalate in use of force when I can. It makes for better home movies anyways. :D

...you take the leg off and it is a 1 shot deal. With my technique, you get sequals!

Ok, Switch... we can trap him, then take turns shooting pellets at him??

[Switchback]

LOL

I had a bio teacher in high school (the reason I studied bio in college) who loved to threaten you with death-by-bb gun if you messed up. :D

[dragonspider]

If anyone got caught eating candy in this particular teacher's class, he would take the candy and smash it with a large rock.... purportedly to demonstrate to the class the principals of inertia. People stopped bringing tic-tacs to class after a short period of time.

I also awoke from a long film on earth science, to the putrid smell of something I didn't immediately recognize... Turns out it was a bar of soap that had been sitting around the lab for about 25 years. The teacher placed it under the noses of those subjects that fell asleep in his class.... I was the first in the sophomore class to get it that year..

[oscarmitre]

I was going to chip in until I realised Orleander wanted help with a Village Idiot and not from a Village Idiot. :D

[Switchback]

If anyone got caught eating candy in this particular teacher's class, he would take the candy and smash it with a large rock.... purportedly to demonstrate to the class the principals of inertia...

I'd bring a Cadbury Egg. :D

[dragonspider]

I'd bring a Cadbury Egg. :D

Ooo... Wish I'd thought of that back then... Now.... Back to the topic!!

Orleander: I'd just talk to the neighbor... be like, yo foo, what's the dilly, yo?

[Evnings]

Call either the city or county trash cops. They love to deal with illegal dumping. Adds to their job security.

[Jynkxxie]

I have an idiot of a neighbor across the street.
We had some storms come through, knocking down branches. We stacked them on the corner of our property for the village to come get. Village Idiot added a branch to our pile ACROSS THE STREET! No biggie. Village came and got them. Last night Village Idiot chops down a small tree on his property and stacks it on our corner ACROSS THE STREET! WTF! Is he that confused about proprty lines!? My husband moved them back onto his property. When we came back from a day out, they were back on our corner.

You talk and talk to this man and get no where. What can we do? (My husband won't let me chuck them through his living room window. grrr)
Is he trespassing? Littering?

LOL That is nothing O. One time I had the Neighbor across the street break down his bed and then put it on my curb for the trash guy...He even included the MATRESS for FREE! My lucky day...