For the Tech Guys -- Smallest Wire, Worst location

[SuspenseWriter]

An open question related to the book I'm writing. Would it be possible to wire a (female) stripper wearing nothing but a G-string?

And if so, who would have to put the wire in place (the wearer can be assumed to know how to do this, but I don't know whether this is a one-or-two person procedure), and ... um ... any ideas on where the various parts of the wire would go? I have some pretty awful ones, but the need to get good enough sound for a usable recording or fast backup in a dicey situation seems to make those ideas unlikely.

[CashCrop]

In the hair?

THe hair on her head, not ummm down there.

[Blackjack78]

Wireless!

[txinvestigator1]

An open question related to the book I'm writing. Would it be possible to wire a (female) stripper wearing nothing but a G-string?

I don't think a female stripper would allow me near her if I was wearing but a G String. ;)

J/K

[SuspenseWriter]

In the hair?

THe hair on her head, not ummm down there.

From a writer's perspective, the idea of fitting a wire to a G-string set up opportunities for a couple of pretty funny scenes in what is otherwise a pretty grim suspense novel.

However, from a perspective of making things work, maybe the scalp hair would work better. Has anyone ever done a wire in scalp hair?

Maybe under a wig or something?

I still like the idea of wiring a G-string, though, and would be grateful for help on that, too.

[SuspenseWriter]

Wireless!

Sounds promising. How would it work?

What would the set-up look like, what parts would be attached to my MC (main character), what would the MC have to do to keep it in place?

Specific names for current wireless technology already in use by police departments would really help, too.

Thanks very much.

[SuspenseWriter]

I don't think a female stripper would allow me near her if I was wearing but a G String. ;)

J/K

<laughing> You never know. Might be the coolest thing that happened to her all day.

Clearly, however, I didn't edit that post quite often enough. ;)

Could you figure out a way to wire her if SHE were the one wearing the G-string.

I can't say that the whole plot of the book hinges on this one element, but it is pretty important.

[md123]

Maybe, if you would never ordinarily wire a 'private part' you can have the cops go to wire the scalp hair, and find a reason why they can't. Forcing them to wire a more unconventional part. That would allow you to add a little more color to the story without making it seem unrealistic.

[SuspenseWriter]

Maybe, if you would never ordinarily wire a 'private part' you can have the cops go to wire the scalp hair, and find a reason why they can't. Forcing them to wire a more unconventional part. That would allow you to add a little more color to the story without making it seem unrealistic.

The reason they couldn't seems pretty available -- she's going to be doing pretty athletic dances including a pole and some upside-down moves, and with her hair loose, there's a big chance of the wire being visible.

Of course, the presence of the wire in the G-string would definitely keep her from doing any lap dances.

[txinvestigator1]

You still need a power source with a wireless mike.

[Seand442]

Why no try using a belly button ring as a wire. I have seen some of the bigger dangly ones that look as though they could hide a battery plus every stripper or dancer I have ever seen has one. Just a thought.

[Blackjack78]

You still need a power source with a wireless mike.

Good point. One always needs a power source. In fact, in most instances,IMHO,that becomes the defining issue in how to attack a scenario. That being said,I tried to point the author of this thread in a direction where they may find open source material to fit the needs. I see no need to discuss methods of collection or operations or vendors for that matter in an open forum. So maybe we can just say :X lol Just my .02.Respectfully submitted.

[Joeyd6]

The wires today are from small to large. It all depends how far away the reciever is. You could find one about the size of dime if the reciever was close. Or a booster/amp could be used in the loction. So imagine a dime size metal object, about the thickness of 1/4 inch. It could be sewn in between the fron panels of a g-string but it would have to be clsoe to the sound source. It is wireless. The you could place a booster or amp in the same room hidden in the ceiling or someplace that could boost the signal to the reciever outside. Same deal with it in the hair.....just would have to clip it in where it is thick or in a pony tail if she has longer hair.

[Group9]

We were accused once in a lawsuit of placing a wire in a prisoner's anus while he was sleeping. Two guys actually had to go to court and testify that we hadn't done it.

This gives me some ideas on where a wire could be concealed. :D

[Shannon]

Once this book is published, methods of collecton and operations are for public consumption anyway. Anyone can watch a rerun of Law and Order and get some good ideas! ;) P.S. I think a well endowed male stripper would have a MUCH easier time concealing a microphone..... hehe