Found a vile of urine in a chicks pocket one time. I stoped her for drinking in public. She told me she was on her way for a drug test.
You also wouldn't believe what you see if you work entrance screening at a MEPS station! The worst is when you see an anatomically (sp) correct sex toy on the screen and a guy picks up the bag...
I also had that happen once at another fed building, except it was in his lunch box.
Law abiding citizens sleep peacefully in their beds, solely because dedicated men and women stand ready to do violence in their behalf.