officers take offense to...

[marine19860222]

do you officers take offense to the slang terminology about your job like 5-0, fuzz, pig, etc...what are some others i cant think now?

[Oldbillplod]

It used to bother me when I first started but now I dont even think about it.
I love it if a woman calls me a pig or goes oink oink, because then I can turn to her and say wuff wuff, stops them dead in their tracks.

[mcsap]

It used to bother me when I first started but now I dont even think about it.
I love it if a woman calls me a pig or goes oink oink, because then I can turn to her and say wuff wuff, stops them dead in their tracks.

You made me smile with the wuff, wuff

I don't take offense, I just reach deep in to the Vehicle and Criminal Statutes for little known but quite enforceable laws. I can be quite resourceful in that regard. The more they talk , the more I write. They will run out of money long before I run out of citations.

[Scruit]

I guess cops getting annoyed at names like "Pig" is like crims getting annoyed at names like "Scumbag". What goes around, comes around... ;)

[Zohar]

If I get pulled over (and I haven't been yet, knock on wood) I think I'll be polite and just shut up for the reasons mcsap stated. I know that if I piss a police officer off for acting like a jerk, they're the ones writing my ticket(s), what do I have to prove other then beating my "High Score" for fines? Frankly I like it where it is now at 0 :D

[Retired Trooper]

Yeah if u are polite that would matter alot. But with our thousands of State and city ordinance laws I can find some sort of Violation on most cars.

[Scruit]

"I thought I could smell bacon." - Speeding 75 in 55. $120
"The donut shop not open yet?" - Unsafe Speed for Conditions. $100.
"I pay your salary!" - Licen plate out, defective equipment. $60.
"My brother's dog goes to the same vet as a guy who once bumped into the guy who sold the governer's daughter her first car!" - Licence plate obscured (by dirt) $200
"I'll have your badge for this!" - Seatbelt Violation $50
"Heil Hitler!" - Heil Tiretread too low! - $100 (and a tow, $100)
"I'd like to meet you out of uniform - Then you'll pay!" - Solicitation for Prostitution $300

Moral of the story: Shut up, dumbass!

[Scruit]

It used to bother me when I first started but now I dont even think about it.
I love it if a woman calls me a pig or goes oink oink, because then I can turn to her and say wuff wuff, stops them dead in their tracks.

...and then they make a complaint. :rolleyes:

[coucousis]

=Scruit"I'd like to meet you out of uniform - Then you'll pay!" - Solicitation for Prostitution $300

Moral of the story: Shut up, dumbass!

I like the last one Scruit... very cool!!!!!


Down here insulting, provocation or making gestures to offend a police officer is an offence to municipal by-law;;;;
100$ plus cost = 138$....

I have to admit that I use it sometimes.... However I worked in an Inuit community for 9 years and realized that some where sending me to hell in Innutitut.... Since I did not know the meaning of the words I kept laughing at them back not knowing what they just said(actually coucousis means "pig" in Innuttitut).

So for 9 years people where insulting me and I laugh.... might as well keep going even if I now know the meaning of the words....
After all they are only words... I not to offended by these insults anymore... but still give over few tickets for it whenever I got a chance...
I have to be polite with every citizens.... I expect the same from them . If not there is a price for everything (like Mastercard said).:D

[Oldbillplod]

...and then they make a complaint. :rolleyes:

And I say talk to the hand cause the face aint listening

[Scruit]

How about "My hand just talked to YOUR face and my supervisor isn't listening." :D

[md123]

"I thought I could smell bacon." - Speeding 75 in 55. $120
"The donut shop not open yet?" - Unsafe Speed for Conditions. $100.
"I pay your salary!" - Licen plate out, defective equipment. $60.
"My brother's dog goes to the same vet as a guy who once bumped into the guy who sold the governer's daughter her first car!" - Licence plate obscured (by dirt) $200
"I'll have your badge for this!" - Seatbelt Violation $50
"Heil Hitler!" - Heil Tiretread too low! - $100 (and a tow, $100)
"I'd like to meet you out of uniform - Then you'll pay!" - Solicitation for Prostitution $300

You forgot: having the offending party carted off in an ambulance for psychological evaluation after babbling incoherently: PRICELESS.

[Pierce]

"Bad cop, No donuts" annoys me a little... I don't know why, that one is so stupid.

[marine19860222]

what some other names you guys get called? where did the name "cop" derive from?

[ngcsubutterbar]

you want the accepted version or the other one


little known is that it is derived from hand cop, an english term to place in restraints. Thus a copper was one who performed this.