Police Officer Preparation & Law Enforcement Resource - Archive

I am not paranoid, I think the dispatcher is out to get me.
First she wakes me up at 4 am, then sends me out in the
COLD DARK night to a residence that doesnt exist.:toetap05:
Then when we finally find the house, three miles away,
she blames the directions on the lady police officer who
... is on duty.
hmmm:skep:, on second thought, I can see it now, its bigger
than I thought, its a conspiracy.

Yeah, its time to go to bed, AGAIN.
LOL

she blames the directions on the lady police officer who
... is on duty.



I'm surprised you found it at all considering the only references would be to walmart and starbucks.

Did the instructions sound like this?
"okay, keep driving straight on that road until you get to the walmart and turn left. I forget the name of it but just turn left. keep going until you see the starbucks, It's the second right before the starbucks. If you get to the first right, you went too far. Look for the blue house on the left side. The house you are looking for is two houses past the blue house. I forget the numbers. Look for the yard gnomes. The house next door to that one has yard gnomes. If you see yard gnomes you went too far. "

Forget it. Just drive around until you see a 415 family, arrest them all and call it a night. Residence found.

I'm surprised you found it at all considering the only references would be to walmart and starbucks.

Did the instructions sound like this?
"okay, keep driving straight on that road until you get to the walmart and turn left. I forget the name of it but just turn left. keep going until you see the starbucks, It's the second right before the starbucks. If you get to the first right, you went too far. Look for the blue house on the left side. The house you are looking for is two houses past the blue house. I forget the numbers. Look for the yard gnomes. The house next door to that one has yard gnomes. If you see yard gnomes you went too far. "

Forget it. Just drive around until you see a 415 family, arrest them all and call it a night. Residence found.

No, Kels lives out in the middle of no where. I'm sure his directions were more like what I use to get when I first started.

"Ok, go about 2 miles down the highway and turn right by the Smith Farm, then your going to go a little bit and you want to turn left by the red barn."

No, Kels lives out in the middle of no where. I'm sure his directions were more like what I use to get when I first started.

"Ok, go about 2 miles down the highway and turn right by the Smith Farm, then your going to go a little bit and you want to turn left by the red barn."

But if you reach where the Jenkins used to live, you've gone too far.

Hey, we are uptown here, we even got enhanced 911.
The only problem is, that the map on the wall
doesnt show some roads and does show roads
where they are none:nonod:


No, Kels lives out in the middle of no where. I'm sure his directions were more like what I use to get when I first started.

"Ok, go about 2 miles down the highway and turn right by the Smith Farm, then your going to go a little bit and you want to turn left by the red barn."

Hey, we are uptown here, we even got enhanced 911.
The only problem is, that the map on the wall
doesnt show some roads and does show roads
where they are none:nonod:

Don't you have to make your own roads out that way anyway?

Don't you have to make your own roads out that way anyway?

Obviously someone else involved in the conspiracy.
Everyone is out to get me.

Either that, or my caffine meter is low again.
Better go get a Pepsi now that I am awake.
ROTFLMAO.

Go down that road with the church on it until you get to the tree that looks like Richard Petty and turn right. Go to the first road past the house with the 46 Ford pickup in the yard, then stop at the first house you see that isn't on wheels.

Go down that road with the church on it until you get to the tree that looks like Richard Petty and turn right. Go to the first road past the house with the 46 Ford pickup in the yard, then stop at the first house you see that isn't on wheels.

Also look for the one with major appliances on the front porch. We have a huge neighborhood like that here. Part of every car they ever owned is somewhere in the front yard.