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SANE-A30
02-13-11, 05:54 AM
The big day is tomorrow what are you doing for your s/0?

tonight after I get off work I am going to get rediculous crazy ballons to tie on his mirrors and I will be decorating the hubby's work truck and I'm going to make a postersize card to put on his windshield... that says stuff like thank you for working so hard to support us we appreciate you etc... ( he has been really stressed with work). so when he goes to leave for work in the am his truck will be decorated:biggrinjester: lol i'm going to leave earlier for work so that he does'nt have time to kick my butt too :)


Joeyd6
02-13-11, 07:12 AM
Hope he is not running late tomorrow!

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 02:45 PM
Hope he is not running late tomorrow!

lol :) no chance of that I am * his* alarm clock :)


Ispbear
02-13-11, 03:29 PM
Ok Sane I'm going to be bluntly honest because I think most women don't really get what will make their husbands go WOW. When he gets home from work, have him his favorite drink fixed and lead him to his favorite sitting spot in front of the TV and tell him to relax while you get his favorite meal. Then after the kids get to bed, dress up in some sexy lingerie and have some fun. Yes we are that simple and I guarentee he will go to work the next day telling everyone that he has the best wife in the world.

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 04:59 PM
Ok Sane I'm going to be bluntly honest because I think most women don't really get what will make their husbands go WOW. When he gets home from work, have him his favorite drink fixed and lead him to his favorite sitting spot in front of the TV and tell him to relax while you get his favorite meal. Then after the kids get to bed, dress up in some sexy lingerie and have some fun. Yes we are that simple and I guarentee he will go to work the next day telling everyone that he has the best wife in the world.


Lol that simple huh? that seems like a lot of work to me ;) THAT is a no brainer.. it's a holiday.....and for the record he does have the BEST wife in the world but not because of that, because I put up with his crankiness :P

Piggy
02-13-11, 05:21 PM
I got my wife a one hour massage. She used the thing within a week. I gave it to her early as I'll be gone for Valentines Day.

No, it wasn't from the Oriental Health Spa.

Blackgoat06
02-13-11, 05:40 PM
I got my wife a one hour massage. She used the thing within a week. I gave it to her early as I'll be gone for Valentines Day.

No, it wasn't from the Oriental Health Spa.

While you're gone I'll give her one too (j/k Pathos!)...

PathosLogos
02-13-11, 05:47 PM
While you're gone I'll give her one too (j/k Pathos!)...

Well now I know what my "s/o" is getting (or rather, not getting) for Valentine's Day...:P

Piggy
02-13-11, 05:47 PM
While you're gone I'll give her one too (j/k Pathos!)...

Go for it, at least someone will get something out of her.

Whoops, did I say that out loud?

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 06:24 PM
lol.. I don't think I could have some stranger rubbing on me and be able to relax..... and Piggy your wife should slap you for that ^^^^^ :)

Sgt. Slaughter
02-13-11, 07:54 PM
The Sarge don't have a "significant other". As far as he's concerned, Cupid can shove that bow and arrow up his funky little azz.

The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.

Cat_Doc
02-13-11, 07:56 PM
The Sarge don't have a "significant other". As far as he's concerned, Cupid can shove that bow and arrow up his funky little azz.

The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.

Maybe you need to find religion? LMAO (Just busting balls and sure you can figure why)

Blackgoat06
02-13-11, 08:36 PM
Well now I know what my "s/o" is getting (or rather, not getting) for Valentine's Day...:P

The same thing as last year?


Go for it, at least someone will get something out of her.

Whoops, did I say that out loud?

I'll let her know you said that.


lol.. I don't think I could have some stranger rubbing on me and be able to relax..... and Piggy your wife should slap you for that ^^^^^ :)

It's obvious you never felt the magic of these hands...

Sgt. Slaughter
02-13-11, 08:39 PM
Maybe you need to find religion? LMAO (Just busting balls and sure you can figure why)

ThankyousircanIhaveanother?!?!?!

PathosLogos
02-13-11, 08:46 PM
The same thing as last year?

Depends. Were you still asking for bikini pics around this time last year, or had you got around to asking for nudes by then?

PathosLogos
02-13-11, 08:49 PM
The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.

That's what my parents did every year for me. I couldn't tell if it was a "Hey, sorry you're single and probably will to be forever if we have anything to do with it" or just a nice gesture. Either way, I just liked getting candy. :biggrin5:

Blackgoat06
02-13-11, 08:49 PM
Depends. Were you still asking for bikini pics around this time last year, or had you got around to asking for nudes by then?

Nudes most likely, I move fast.

Sgt. Slaughter
02-13-11, 08:52 PM
That's what my parents did every year for me. I couldn't tell if it was a "Hey, sorry you're single and probably will to be forever if we have anything to do with it" or just a nice gesture. Either way, I just liked getting candy. :biggrin5:

She's only 13. No need to rush the kid!!!

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 08:55 PM
The Sarge don't have a "significant other". As far as he's concerned, Cupid can shove that bow and arrow up his funky little azz.

The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.

Thanks I now have a image of cupid with a arrow sticking out of his butt !! :)

um just to clarify I was speaking about a massage in general never had one from a spa place... I just don't think I would be comfortable laying there with a stranger I don't know I'm weird I guess b/c most girls love it, I've never had a pedicure either... I'm waaaaaaaay to ticklish for that.. I like flowers and Brighton :)) stinks i have to work tomorrow too I did get a cheesecake tonight to take for work for my fellow coworkers :)

* wow that was all kinds of mispelled working 13 hours will do that to you turns your brain to slushiness*

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 08:57 PM
The Sarge don't have a "significant other". As far as he's concerned, Cupid can shove that bow and arrow up his funky little azz.

The Sarge's daughter gets candy and a card, though.


That's what my parents did every year for me. I couldn't tell if it was a "Hey, sorry you're single and probably will to be forever if we have anything to do with it" or just a nice gesture. Either way, I just liked getting candy. :biggrin5:


Awww no way they did cuz they love ya!! I got my son who is 6 some Zhu Zhu pet stuff that he has been wanting, a cursive dry erase board to teach him cursive writing and a jump rope ( that he requested) :)

PathosLogos
02-13-11, 09:01 PM
She's only 13. No need to rush the kid!!!

Oh no kidding! I know wasn't allowed to date until I was...actually, I'm not sure. Might have been 16, but I wasn't interested in anyone so it was never relevant.


Awww no way they did cuz they love ya!!

Hah, I know, I'm just joking. :D

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 09:04 PM
Oh no kidding! I know wasn't allowed to date until I was...actually, I'm not sure. Might have been 16, but I wasn't interested in anyone so it was never relevant.



Hah, I know, I'm just joking. :D


16 seems to be the magic number, I pratically moved in with my high school boyfriend at 16.... thinking back I just think WOW I can't believe my parents let me do that CRAZY....

Blackgoat06
02-13-11, 09:07 PM
Oh no kidding! I know wasn't allowed to date until I was...actually, I'm not sure. Might have been 16, but I wasn't interested in anyone so it was never relevant.


Yep, they just don't make 'em like me in the south.

Sgt. Slaughter
02-13-11, 09:21 PM
Yep, they just don't make 'em like me in the south.

There's good reason. In the South, y'all are called "pantywastes". :wink:

:smilielol5:

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 09:52 PM
There's good reason. In the South, y'all are called "pantywastes". :wink:

:smilielol5:

Ummmm I don't think I will dare ask for a definition of this...? ..but I will say there is nothing wrong with us southerners....:)

Sgt. Slaughter
02-13-11, 10:03 PM
If'n ya don't know what a "pantywaste" is, how can you call yourself a Southerner?

You're from Florida anyway. That don't count as Southern.

SANE-A30
02-13-11, 11:32 PM
If'n ya don't know what a "pantywaste" is, how can you call yourself a Southerner?

You're from Florida anyway. That don't count as Southern.

everyone says that about Florida....and for the record southern boys are much better then northen boys even if they are panty wasters as you like to claim.....:)

Ohhhh my vday is going to officially stink now or I should say hubby's is I've caught a bug and it isn't the love bug, AND I have to work tomorrow sick as a dog :( it came on rapid too I was fine about two hours ago..........

PathosLogos
02-13-11, 11:50 PM
You're from Florida anyway. That don't count as Southern.

America might be the melting pot of the world, but Florida is the melting pot of the America. We have all kinds there. :biggrin5:

Sgt. Slaughter
02-13-11, 11:58 PM
America might be the melting pot of the world, but Florida is the melting pot of the America. We have all kinds there. :biggrin5:

That's got nothing to do with being Southern. :wink: That just means there are tons of immigrants. Those from the Caribbean and those from Jersey. :biggrin5:

SANE-A30
02-14-11, 12:00 AM
That's got nothing to do with being Southern. :wink: That just means there are tons of immigrants. Those from the Caribbean and those from Jersey. :biggrin5:

SOOO TRUE.....you definately see all types esp Key west area :D