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Just got off the phone with a buddy in Alaska who, sadly, lost his wife the other day in a tragic kayaking accident.

Alaska Dan: "I've got some bad news, some good news, and some great news about Kathy."

Joe: "I take it they found her, give me the bad news first."

Alaska Dan: "Well, the bad news is that a couple of troopers showed up this morning and told me they think they found her in the Kachemak Bay, so I went with them to identify the body, and sure enough, it was her."

Joe: "That's awful! I'm so sorry for your loss. What's the good news?"

Alaska Dan: "Well, the GOOD news is that When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs, and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her body, and I am entitled to a share of the catch."

At this point I was speechless.....

Joe: "So....if that's the "good" news, what's the "great" news?"

Alaska Dan: "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

ZIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!


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LOL

Nice.

eeewwwww

Lmao!!

hahahahaha . . . I didn't look where this was . . . for a moment there I thought it was fair dinkum!!!

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LOL

Pass the butter. Mr. Pinchy would have wanted it this way.

LOL

Pass the butter. Mr. Pinchy would have wanted it this way.

thanks I will NEVER eat a crab again for as long as I live......:)