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I DESPISE...... when I inform someone of something and they argue with me that "I" never told them .... ummm Negative Roger you just did not pay attention.... you would think your child's birthday details would be of somewhat importance......so now guess who is in the doghouse b/c s/p "I" never told them...... ME..... ugh whatever.... come don't come i'll still have my cake and eat it too.... RANT OVER!

That's why I hate dealing with deaf people, they never listen.

ooh he is far from deaf hard headed but not deaf, but I can promise you this he will think I have suddenly gone deaf... ugh i'm ticked off, more so b/c he acted like a child and hung up on me I think that is the rudest thing ever...the crazy thing is we had a lengthy conversation about it b/c he even asked me , " your going to have his party on your birthday" AND not to mention I posted the invite on my facebook.... i guess he can't hear or read..... GOD help him.

he was argueing with me that I never told him, he HATES when people does that to him he says they are calling him a liar and yet he does it ALL the time.....drives me NUTS!

LOL, Honey is that you? It's like listening to my wife unleash on me. :cuss::toetap05::leaving:

LOL, Honey is that you? It's like listening to my wife unleash on me. :cuss::toetap05::leaving:

I never really unleash the fury.... but it is rude to hang up on someone and the only thing I said " we just had this conversation last week you don't remember"?????

it's just really irritatiing he magically can remember things when it's convienant for him.... ooh wait that's not magic that's being selfish..... yeah I am TICKED.

I DESPISE...... when I inform someone of something and they argue with me that "I" never told them .... ummm Negative Roger you just did not pay attention.... you would think your child's birthday details would be of somewhat importance......so now guess who is in the doghouse b/c s/p "I" never told them...... ME..... ugh whatever.... come don't come i'll still have my cake and eat it too.... RANT OVER!

As I've proven in this forum over and over: men don't listen and don't know how to read. HAHA. :biggrinjester: We Venusians are much better listeners :)

hell forget that

even a monkey knows how to climb a tree...

ok time to go shopping and.... relax ......maybe I will ditch the wally world purse and go to COACH that will get his attention.....:D I would never truly do that but it does sound tempting....

I dont really know what this thread is about because I havnt really been paying attention, but does anyone want to hear about my new tool set?

I dont really know what this thread is about because I havnt really been paying attention, but does anyone want to hear about my new tool set?

Nice. I can tell I'm gonna like it here.

I dont really know what this thread is about because I havnt really been paying attention, but does anyone want to hear about my new tool set?

Sane, would you please set this verified gentleman straight? :biggrin5::biggrinjester:

Explain the martian thing slowwwwwwwwwwwly.

Nice. I can tell I'm gonna like it here.

Well don't just observe, bulldoggy: opine. You know, as in OPINion. :) We won't bite ya.

Well don't just observe, bulldoggy: opine. You know, as in OPINion. :) We won't bite ya.

Well, it seems like there is the same good natured "ribbing" that we have in the Coast Guard. Of course there are people who will look for any reason to be offended, but they seem to get tired of complaining and move on fairly quickly.
As far as opinions go, a wise man once told me something about opinions...
I'll bet you can guess what it was... ;)

Well, it seems like there is the same good natured "ribbing" that we have in the Coast Guard. Of course there are people who will look for any reason to be offended, but they seem to get tired of complaining and move on fairly quickly.
As far as opinions go, a wise man once told me something about opinions...
I'll bet you can guess what it was... ;)

Roger all that. And for the record, there's nothing you can say that would offend Same or myself. We do however like jerking your chains and making you think you do :) Now being Sane's hubby? That's a different story....I think he's eating cold cereal and no dinner for the next month, HA. But as she'll tell ya, she "loves him to the moon." He can't help he's a martian.

And for the record, there's nothing you can say that would offend Same or myself. We do however like jerking your chains and making you think you do :)

I'm the same way. I like to joke around and have thick skin and broad shoulders.
As far as cold cereal...you can eat that for dinner, too right?

I dont really know what this thread is about because I havnt really been paying attention, but does anyone want to hear about my new tool set?

Typical.........
I might if it includes a Lobotomy tool kit..... as far as the martain thing I was on another rant one day about how Men are from Mars I forget now what started that thread lol probabley something silly :) as far as the cereal thing I think I will hide the bowls..... ok I'M KIDDING.... I do love all of his rotating personalities just wish I could freeze it on the one i like the most :) sigh...... but such as life anyways carry on this has already made me in a better mood so he's lucky the wrath won't linger...

Actually, my wife is the one that never remembers what I tell her. Hell, it's to the point I can even lie about telling her something before and she believes it!

I'm the one that can retell every previous conversations word for word. Years of interviewing, I guess.

Sometimes though, I get tired of listening before she gets tired of talking.

ooh he is far from deaf hard headed but not deaf, but I can promise you this he will think I have suddenly gone deaf...

Ah yes the silent treatment. Also known as man's best friend.

Ah yes the silent treatment. Also known as man's best friend.
Right along with selective hearing.

Actually, my wife is the one that never remembers what I tell her. Hell, it's to the point I can even lie about telling her something before and she believes it!

I'm the one that can retell every previous conversations word for word. Years of interviewing, I guess.

Sometimes though, I get tired of listening before she gets tired of talking.


My wife^^^ and boy does she get po'd...

you guys ain't gonna believe this, there I was at work when the wife calls ranting about something about a birthday and how I forgot she told me, she didn't tell me crap, so I hung up on her, now she's all mad and crap. I hope she don't see this, she will be mad as heck for sure...

Right along with selective hearing.

I resemble that remark

My wife^^^ and boy does she get po'd...

you guys ain't gonna believe this, there I was at work when the wife calls ranting about something about a birthday and how I forgot she told me, she didn't tell me crap, so I hung up on her, now she's all mad and crap. I hope she don't see this, she will be mad as heck for sure...

You gotta admit he's got a sense of humor, huh, Sane? :)

Ah yes the silent treatment. Also known as man's best friend.

it's better then yelling and fighting :)


My wife^^^ and boy does she get po'd...

you guys ain't gonna believe this, there I was at work when the wife calls ranting about something about a birthday and how I forgot she told me, she didn't tell me crap, so I hung up on her, now she's all mad and crap. I hope she don't see this, she will be mad as heck for sure...

lol maybe we should switch spouses......on the way to go shopping I remembered our EXACT conversation...

"we will have the party at the park on Sunday @ 2 then you won't have to worry about the yard work and stuff, it will be easier".... he agreed.... but today I NEVER told him anything about it.....

Actually, my wife is the one that never remembers what I tell her. Hell, it's to the point I can even lie about telling her something before and she believes it!

I'm the one that can retell every previous conversations word for word. Years of interviewing, I guess.

Sometimes though, I get tired of listening before she gets tired of talking.

yes UR a good listener :)

Ah yes the silent treatment. Also known as man's best friend.

I unintentionally give people the silent treatment all the time. :biggrin5:

On a serious note, I've always hated the silent treatment...but maybe that's because I've often been on the receiver end of it.

also just for the record Retail therapy does a temper good I got alot of good deals today bought all my son's birthday stuff....been gone since 1 this afternoon and just got home :)

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished ,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

lol... that's just wrong..... :)

Ret I got a lot of cute clothes today no "ugly" ties though...... :).... GOOD GOOD Deals I spent 45$ and probabley got 400$ worth of stuff....

I DESPISE...... when I inform someone of something and they argue with me that "I" never told them .... ummm Negative Roger you just did not pay attention.... you would think your child's birthday details would be of somewhat importance......so now guess who is in the doghouse b/c s/p "I" never told them...... ME..... ugh whatever.... come don't come i'll still have my cake and eat it too.... RANT OVER!

It's womens logic. I bet the conversation went something like this.

Wife: We need to get a gift for my parents anniversary Sunday.
Husband: Okay, whatever you want is fine.
Wife: And next Friday I need to clean out the basement.
Husband: Okay

---Fast forward to Friday ----
Wife: Everyone is coming over for the Childrens party at 9:00 am tomorrow.
H: What party?
W: The party I told you about last week. Why do you think I cleaned the basement?
H: But you never said anything about aparty.
W: We ALWAYS have the party the Saturday before my parents anniversary. Remember?

ASk a woman how old a cousin of their child is. The logic comes out in all it's glory. It's never

Man: 'Cousin Josh was born in 2002 so they are 8'.

Woman: My 'little Eddie went to first grade on the 9/11 attacks so that makes eddie six. And that was the year I bought him the purple sweater. He was so cute then. Josh was born when Eddie was on his first field trip in the spring of first grade. Eddie started high school this year so lets count. 1st, 2nd...Eleventy. Josh is Eleventy.

I never really unleash the fury.... but it is rude to hang up on someone and the only thing I said " we just had this conversation last week you don't remember"?????

it's just really irritatiing he magically can remember things when it's convienant for him.... ooh wait that's not magic that's being selfish..... yeah I am TICKED.

I hang up on people all the time. I do it off and on duty. I refuse to be "talked at" and will simply disconnect. When they call back I tell them to choose their tone carefully or I will hang up again.

It's womens logic. I bet the conversation went something like this.

Wife: We need to get a gift for my parents anniversary Sunday.
Husband: Okay, whatever you want is fine.
Wife: And next Friday I need to clean out the basement.
Husband: Okay







































































































































---Fast forward to Friday ----
Wife: Everyone is coming over for the Childrens party at 9:00 am tomorrow.
H: What party?
W: The party I told you about last week. Why do you think I cleaned the basement?
H: But you never said anything about aparty.
W: We ALWAYS have the party the Saturday before my parents anniversary. Remember?

ASk a woman how old a cousin of their child is. The logic comes out in all it's glory. It's never

Man: 'Cousin Josh was born in 2002 so they are 8'.

Woman: My 'little Eddie went to first grade on the 9/11 attacks so that makes eddie six. And that was the year I bought him the purple sweater. He was so cute then. Josh was born when Eddie was on his first field trip in the spring of first grade. Eddie started high school this year so lets count. 1st, 2nd...Eleventy. Josh is Eleventy.

lol I wish....I had that great of a memory .... it went just as I said no more no less....:)

I hang up on people all the time. I do it off and on duty. I refuse to be "talked at" and will simply disconnect. When they call back I tell them to choose their tone carefully or I will hang up again.

yeah, I can understand that but i did'nt say it in a "mean" tone more of a concerned tone he has been having EXTREMELY* to the point of waking me up at 2am bad headaches for about a month now and refuses to go to the dr... and then he can't remember a conversation we just had on wed???. so I'm honestly worried he has something brewing plus he has this nasty spot on his ear that resembles skin cancer still won't go and then he wonders why he can't hear.... with that being said honestly maybe he really did'nt hear me :(.....but still it's rude to hang up I could see if you are being yelled at or belitled "talked at" yes by all means you get what you give out....

I hang up on people all the time. I do it off and on duty. I refuse to be "talked at" and will simply disconnect. When they call back I tell them to choose their tone carefully or I will hang up again.

Used this before to... :)

yeah, I can understand that but i did'nt say it in a "mean" tone more of a concerned tone he has been having EXTREMELY* to the point of waking me up at 2am bad headaches for about a month now and refuses to go to the dr... and then he can't remember a conversation we just had on wed???. so I'm honestly worried he has something brewing plus he has this nasty spot on his ear that resembles skin cancer still won't go and then he wonders why he can't hear.... with that being said honestly maybe he really did'nt hear me :(.....but still it's rude to hang up I could see if you are being yelled at or belitled "talked at" yes by all means you get what you give out....

Click........:lol:

Thank god for speed dial....... :p

all jokes aside it's trival, petty and dumb.......perhaps if I buy him a bell tone and he buys me a muzzle we would be set....but then I would have to depend on him to take it off so that would'nt work out so hot afterall lmbo!

all jokes aside it's trival, petty and dumb.......perhaps if I buy him a bell tone and he buys me a muzzle we would be set....but then I would have to depend on him to take it off so that would'nt work out so hot afterall lmbo!

Happy is the marriage where the woman is blind and the man is deaf.

Happy is the marriage where the woman is blind and the man is deaf.

You are like the Land of OZ........ follow the yellow brick Rd.....:))

Thank god for speed dial....... :p

I purposely have my cell phone on silent all the time. I can close it and put it away faster than you can speed dial.Then it's not on purpose if I miss the call or the text message. I hate those instant tethers. I forget it a lot too. It's great too because they will leave a message and you can decide whether to return it immediately or forget it until you get home.

My work phone plays elevator music when you put people on hold. I never hang up anymore. Just put them on hold. In the middle of their speech they start hearing muzak. They don't know what to do. Do they wait? Hang up? Eventually they hang up but they can't complain because they hung up. Fun times.

On a serious note, I've always hated the silent treatment...but maybe that's because I've often been on the receiver end of it.

If you ever want to really get at me, use that. Very effective.

I purposely have my cell phone on silent all the time. I can close it and put it away faster than you can speed dial.Then it's not on purpose if I miss the call or the text message. I hate those instant tethers. I forget it a lot too. It's great too because they will leave a message and you can decide whether to return it immediately or forget it until you get home.

My work phone plays elevator music when you put people on hold. I never hang up anymore. Just put them on hold. In the middle of their speech they start hearing muzak. They don't know what to do. Do they wait? Hang up? Eventually they hang up but they can't complain because they hung up. Fun times.

I was joking about the speed dial....:)


I have too much pride to call back I would cut the phone cord or flush the cordless before I did that. it shows weakness or that the other person really got "under your skin". petty yes. but I figure it is a matter of respect ( what I mean if the other person is seriously being rude, not if you are giving them the what not on the phone then yes they have every right to hang up or to be placed on hold with horrendous elevator music :) ) if you can't talk to me then i'm not playing the game of chase. Life is to short for all of that silliness JMO.

If you ever want to really get at me, use that. Very effective.

lol I have'nt found a man yet that it's not "effective" on, I can go a whole entire day the most I've ever done it was for like two days straight.....I think that is a world record. I do it because in an arguement it is easy to say things you later regret so it's kind of like a "timeout" session. not to be a bigger butthead. I HATE conflict and fights. but I guess that goes back to the above post if i have you on "silent treatment" I don't expect you to chase after me either , just leave me be until we both can find a solid ground, Tomorrow is always a new day.

lol I have'nt found a man yet that it's not "effective" on, I can go a whole entire day the most I've ever done it was for like two days straight.....I think that is a world record. I do it because in an arguement it is easy to say things you later regret so it's kind of like a "timeout" session. not to be a bigger butthead. I HATE conflict and fights. but I guess that goes back to the above post if i have you on "silent treatment" I don't expect you to chase after me either , just leave me be until we both can find a solid ground, Tomorrow is always a new day.

I call the silent treatment a "win/win" scenario.

100% Agreed :) no headache and no drama... just peace and quiet....the guy gets peace and quiet and the girl don't dig the hole deeper with her mouth < insert foot now >....:)

Roger all that. And for the record, there's nothing you can say that would offend Same or myself. We do however like jerking your chains and making you think you do :) Now being Sane's hubby? That's a different story....I think he's eating cold cereal and no dinner for the next month, HA. But as she'll tell ya, she "loves him to the moon." He can't help he's a martian.


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LMAO, Curt....you're getting good at this new "4 clip" video thing.....you come up with that all by yourself??? :)

(don't forget to look at the smiley :))

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lol.... WTH ever...:) my come back to that : " Do you need a xray to see if your arms are functioning properly, because last time I checked they was'nt broke they worked just fine when you was sitting on the couch picking your nose now get off your butt go wash your hands and get busy I'm hungry too"........:D

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Oh, and "he" won't be smilin when the next clip shows her removing his mustache with her kick ***, ninja move

you guys asked for it......:) thinking this might be a good ringtone for my phone... <evil laugh>

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If you ever want to really get at me, use that. Very effective.

I'm too quiet in general for that to be in the least bit effective. If I wanted to irk you, I'd just talk too much. :D I'm not exactly sure that I'm capable of that, though.

100% Agreed :) no headache and no drama... just peace and quiet....the guy gets peace and quiet and the girl don't dig the hole deeper with her mouth < insert foot now >....:)

Mine was simpler: "You don't wanna talk and I don't wanna listen." :)

lol.... WTH ever...:) my come back to that : " Do you need a xray to see if your arms are functioning properly, because last time I checked they was'nt broke they worked just fine when you was sitting on the couch picking your nose now get off your butt go wash your hands and get busy I'm hungry too"........:D

And if your uber geek: "sudo make me a sandwich."

And you would get
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_.-~ ~-._
_.-~ ~---._
_.-~ ~\
.-~ _.;
:-._ _.-~ ./
}-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~)
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that's actually pretty good :)

I'm too quiet in general for that to be in the least bit effective. If I wanted to irk you, I'd just talk too much. :D I'm not exactly sure that I'm capable of that, though.

I was being sarcastic actually, I love silence.

I was being sarcastic actually, I love silence.

I'll keep that in mind.

I'll keep that in mind.

Not from you, you are quiet enough!!!!

Not from you, you are quiet enough!!!!

:lol: That's why I said, getting the silent treatment from me wouldn't be that effective...no one would know they're getting it!

:lol: That's why I said, getting the silent treatment from me wouldn't be that effective...no one would know they're getting it!

Technically that's what I get from you a good portion of the time.

Technically that's what I get from you a good portion of the time.

I just get shy around attractive guys. :biggrin5:

I just get shy around attractive guys. :biggrin5:

I can attest to this. I haven't heard a single word out of her!

I can attest to this. I haven't heard a single word out of her!

LMAO, I guess EL TEEs have a sense of humor too :)

you guys asked for it......:) thinking this might be a good ringtone for my phone... <evil laugh>

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Great words! Bravo, Sane, lol. "It ain't who wears the pants but who......." That's one smart dude on that geeetar.

I love that song it is among one of my many many favorites........

I just get shy around attractive guys. :biggrin5:


I can attest to this. I haven't heard a single word out of her!

She is so evasive though. I'm still trying to figure out why she doesn't talk to me.

She is so evasive though. I'm still trying to figure out why she doesn't talk to me.

sometimes a guy just has to be the one to make the first move.... yes it is possible.......keyword ^^^^^ "shy" elbow nudge too.

I can attest to this. I haven't heard a single word out of her!

Shhh you weren't supposed to say that in front of Greg. :nono: :biggrin5:


She is so evasive though. I'm still trying to figure out why she doesn't talk to me.

I may not be able to give the silent treatment, but I have other effective methods of punishment which you should know of by now.

:D if that's not a dead ringer pathos then God help him :D ..... MEN.... it's like they need a permanent dry erase board in front of their face....

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Oh, yes, such a request would merit something particularly special in return. Perhaps a sandwich de merde d'oiseau (on rye with a little grey poupon to enhance the flavor), don't you think?