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(NORTHERN) TERRITORY police were forced to arrest a grumpy crocodile and throw it in jail after it was discovered loitering in a town.

Gunbalanya police were called out recently after the 2m female saltie turned up at Arrkuluk Camp, in town.

Police said they found it loitering near a fence, trying to look innocent.

The incident comes after Gunbalanya officers had to shoot dead another croc in August.

It had ventured into Middle Camp - right in the centre of the town, which is 300km east of Darwin - then lost patience and picked a fight with the fence, going into a death roll with it.

Brevet Sergeant Adam Russell said the latest four-legged offender, although dangerous, wasn't about to give anyone much trouble.

"She was pretty tired - pretty knackered at that point," he said.

Cops forced to jail 2m croc - Northern Territory News (http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/05/89951_ntnews.html)

And it looks like the idea is spreading...


Cops forced to jail 2m croc - Northern Territory News (http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/05/89951_ntnews.html)

You knacker around here you get thrown in jail. :)

ARS 13:2218 Knackering

A person commits Knackering who intentionally, knowingly, recklessly or with criminal negligence commits Knacerking in a public domain.

A1. The first offense without prior conviction of Knackering is a Class 1 Misdemeanor.

A2. A second offense within sixty months of the conviction of Knackering shall be charged as a Class 2 Felony.

It's only a felony here if you knacker wearing knickers....

It's only a felony here if you knacker wearing knickers....

See, that's because of the liberal state you live in.

Down here in gunslingerville, deadly force is authorized for Knackering in knickers, especially in front of children.

See, that's because of the liberal state you live in.

Down here in gunslingerville, deadly force is authorized for Knackering in knickers, especially in front of children.

Don't knock it until you know it..... Knicker knackering may catch on.

I am only knowingly knocking knicker knackering because of the kooks who normally knack.

"With a knick-knack paddy-whack, Give your croc a home..."

Somebody had to say it.

I am only knowingly knocking kinker knackering because of the kooks who normally knack.

Do we kneed to go somewhere to be reissued a life? :uhoh:

What is knacker?

What is knacker?

The oposite of a knicker:grin:

Thanks for asking, I'm confused also!

Knackered=tired :grin:

Originally Brit slang. The female croc was tired from having a fight with a steel fence. Just as well she wasn't fresh as a daisy.....It must be interesting being a copper in the tropics in Australia. The same day this happened a tourist hopped into a billabong and was nearly taken by a croc - the idiot ignored the "don't swim there are crocs" sign and his mates had to drag him out of the croc's jaws. Well it was near Darwin :o