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Fatal hit and drive suspect tries to turn in car to 'Cash for Clunkers' | Yahoo! News | Arizona | azfamily.com (http://www.azfamily.com/yahoo_rss/stories/Phoenix-news-081209-fatal-hit-drive-suspect-arrest.d3b9aff5.html?npc)
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PHOENIX – Police have arrested and booked an alleged hit and run driver who tried to turn in his car to the “Cash for Clunkers” program.

Charles Waldrop was riding his bicycle home from work on Saturday morning when he was struck by a BMW and died. The car reportedly had extensive damage to the front.

Timothy Kissida was taken into custody.

Police say someone called in a tip after the fatal crash and Timothy Kissida tried to turn in his 1992 BMW to a Valley dealership for the Cash for Clunkers program the same day as the crash. He reportedly said the damage on the car was because he had hit a Javelina.

Detectives were able to link the crime to Kissida after they obtained a search warrant for the car.

The suspect is now in a Maricopa County jail and faces one count of leaving the scene of a fatal collision and one count of tempering with evidence.
Pardon the misspelling and poor writing, it's the local newspaper...:rolleyes:

Criminals are so ****** stupid I swear...

Pardon the misspelling and poor writing, it's the local newspaper...:rolleyes:

You mean middle school paper, right?

Hmm...maybe I should become a journalist in Arizona without getting my associates in communications first...? They don't seem to be too picky. :eek:

Plus I already know a couple of Arizona cops who can give me their little get-out-of-trouble-card-thingies... :D

So, did you work that case or what? Or did you go to school with the guy?

EDIT: Javelina? Maybe the dude just needs eye glasses ...

Plus I already know a couple of Arizona cops who can give me their little get-out-of-trouble-card-thingies... :D
Better not be anyone I know.

So, did you work that case or what? Or did you go to school with the guy?
Neither.

Plus I already know a couple of Arizona cops who can give me their little get-out-of-trouble-card-thingies... :D
Better not be anyone I know.

Wellllllllll ..... ummm ..... not sure ... ahem .... one is a well-respected member here on RP ... and the other one is ... some kinda ... comic book character... :o :D

Hey Sarge, would you help me out if I got into trouble in AZ?

Hey Sarge, would you help me out if I got into trouble in AZ?

Yup. I'd go buy you some Vaseline and get it smuggled into your cell block. :)

Yup. I'd go buy you some Vaseline and get it smuggled into your cell block. :)

How THAT's a true Brokeback Mountain moment. :) That's what friends are for. :D

Anyone else notice a common denominator at work in this thread? :eek:

Why are you talking about the "bottom" number? :D

Anyone else notice a common denominator at work in this thread? :eek:

You don't think (GASP) Cass is hitting on the Sgt do you?:eek:

Sorry, I haven't been drinking and sometimes I get like this

Uh...........Is Chevy hitting on the Sgt?:rolleyes:

Negatory. That's a big 10-no!

Only thing I'd hit Sarge with is a fist :)

That'd be the last thing you remember doing.

NO Id believe it would be the CoC-isk type laugh that I would emit as I left you...:)

You ARE aware you'll be drug tested soon, right?

Well if there was a test to see if you suffer from lack of sleep then I'd certainly fail...


Why what seems crazy? The fist or the CoC laugh?

I can feel the tension in the air 6 states away... :cool:

Let's all be friends.

Let's all be friends.

Amen

Why what seems crazy? The fist or the CoC laugh?

The fact the your could even ball up your pudgy little paw and MAKE a fist....

The fact the your could even ball up your pudgy little paw and MAKE a fist....

And then the fight started..... :D

You don't think (GASP) Cass is hitting on the Sgt do you?:eek:

....

Uh...........Is Chevy hitting on the Sgt?:rolleyes:

I dunno about Chevy, but I'm not hitting on the Sarge. First of all, he's too young for me. Second of all, I stand no chance with him because my hair isn't auburn or any other variety of red. :mad: ;)

All I'm trying to do is map out a cross-country race track while minimizing the number of tickets I get on the way. :cool:

I was hoping you guys would help out a little, but I'm getting a feeling that the Sarge is more likely to give me a few extra tickets for good measure. :eek:

I figure once I make it to LA county I'll be safe. I'm sure Samuel will take good care of a fellow race car driver. :D

This thread has taken some, um, turns.....:D

Hey Sarge, would you help me out if I got into trouble in AZ?

:rolleyes:


Yup. I'd go buy you some Vaseline and get it smuggled into your cell block. :)

:) A extra "big" jar.....
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How THAT's a true Brokeback Mountain moment. :) That's what friends are for. :D

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Ya HunK...:cool:

I dunno about Chevy, but I'm not hitting on the Sarge...I stand no chance with him because my hair isn't auburn or any other variety of red. :mad: ;)

So, go dye your hair.

Slacker....

People on RP are not well...

So, go dye your hair.

Slacker....

He he. I can dye my hair any color you want, but what are we gonna do about your lack of maturity? :confused: :p ;)

he he. I can dye my hair any color you want, but what are we gonna do about your lack of maturity? :confused: :p ;)

ouch!

He he. I can dye my hair any color you want, but what are we gonna do about your lack of maturity? :confused: :p ;)

Not a damn thing!!

If I didn't think it would cause a ruckus, I would suggest she needs a spanking. But, knowing this place, it would cause a ruckus. Therefore, I will not make the suggestion that she needs a spanking.

If I didn't think it would cause a ruckus, I would suggest she needs a spanking. But, knowing this place, it would cause a ruckus. Therefore, I will not make the suggestion that she needs a spanking.

:eek: But I thought we all agreed that the Sarge is the one lacking maturity. :confused: Or was that just me? :p

You got a turd in your back pocket? :confused: :)

You got a turd in your back pocket? :confused: :)

:confused: Does one have to be over 50 to understand that expression? :confused:

:confused: Does one have to be over 50 to understand that expression? :confused:

LMAO! You said "we." We, who? Who are you talking about, we? Do you have a turd in your back pocket?

Come on girlie whirlie, I know you are sharp, you have to have gotten it by now. (Really laughed out loud at that one. Thanks)

LMAO! You said "we." We, who? Who are you talking about, we? Do you have a turd in your back pocket?

Come on girlie whirlie, I know you are sharp, you have to have gotten it by now. (Really laughed out loud at that one. Thanks)

I gotta say that was a new one on me, too.

I'm usually hearing the comeback, "You pregnant?" in response to the "We".

And those who want to spank Cass, don't forget she bruises easily. ;)

And those who want to spank Cass, don't forget she bruises easily. ;)

Aw man....*sadly hangs up wooden paddle, leatherbelt, and the glove....* :(




















:D

Here's your picture of "the glove", Chevy. Don't know why you sent it to me, though...

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Aw man....*sadly hangs up wooden paddle, leatherbelt, and the glove....* :(

First of all, what have I ever done to you, Chevy, to warrant such threats of violence? :eek:

Second of all, I believe the Sarge and I agree that you couldn't even hold a paddle or belt in your pudgy little paw. :p

Third of all, what the hell is and what does one do with "the glove"? :confused: Is that a down South/out West sorta thing? :confused:

I believe the original expression was... We? what do you have a mouse in your pocket????

the turd one is new to me, a welcome edition but new non the less.