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Jynkxxie

08-09-09, 09:09 PM

Michigander's here dealing with these storms. These are the most violent storms that I have seen in years.

Piggy

08-09-09, 10:48 PM

It's George Bush's fault. Same as Hurricane Katrina. He did it because he doesn't like people from Michigan.

ChevySSP

08-09-09, 11:49 PM

Well Jynx if you don't mind sending some of those storms down here it be much appreciated.

Truth be told it hasn't rained in south Texas since the beginning of May...:eek:

chewy

08-09-09, 11:53 PM

My fault Jynkxxie... I got mad at work and being that I'm a "Sex God" it often storms when I'm mad!

:D hehehehe!!!

chewy

08-10-09, 12:10 AM

No, really though, I can do things in bed you never dreamed of Jynkxxie...

Here's me with the "honey's" last night:
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Some more:

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Remember the saying...

"No Gut, No Glory!" :D

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_fZ7TvbeRp2A/SY7uR76eHzI/AAAAAAAACWw/K2ac4Of28s0/s800/no%20gut%20no%20glory.jpg

Hey Jynkxxie, now you won't have to worry about "dreaming of" anything... you're night will be filled with nightmares about fat guys :D :p

ChevySSP

08-10-09, 12:12 AM

My eyes!!! MY EYES!!!

Damn you chewy....

Samuel

08-10-09, 05:10 AM

That's worse than a dragon tattooed penis! :eek: :p

Btw, send some rain over here too... better yet, some snow... :)

Jynkxxie

08-10-09, 08:21 AM

Ain't nothing wrong with a little red meat on a guy. ;)

Last night's barrage wasn't as bad as the night before....I swear the lightning was so close it kept me up all night. Glad for the rain, but the hail and loud light show I could have done without.

CityOfChicago

08-10-09, 09:14 AM

Ain't nothing wrong with a little red meat on a guy.

What about white marbled fat? 'Cause that's what you're looking at.

Jynkxxie

08-10-09, 10:40 AM

What about white marbled fat? 'Cause that's what you're looking at.

Call it what you want.

You'd never get a real steak without a little white.

CityOfChicago

08-10-09, 11:03 AM

Keep saying that when your hands slip between a couple sweaty rolls and you cant breath under the weight...

Switchback

08-10-09, 11:48 AM

Keep saying that when your hands slip between a couple sweaty rolls and you cant breath under the weight...

Hahaha

Like you would ever get that chance! Nice visual, though.... they ought to use you for celabacy ads in high schools.
:)

CityOfChicago

08-10-09, 12:08 PM

I haven't a clue what you're talking about.

Pookie44

08-10-09, 07:39 PM

Michigander's here dealing with these storms. These are the most violent storms that I have seen in years.

Oh yeah I was with ya girl. Although I love a good thunderstorm their relaxing to me. Mmmm and don't mention the smell in the air. :D

chewy

08-10-09, 08:07 PM

Call it what you want.

You'd never get a real steak without a little white.

ooohhhhh... sounds like maybe I have a chance! I guess I'll keep that in mind incase anything should "happen" to my wife :) You know, any unfortunate "accidents" or anything! :D:cool:

Jynkxxie

08-11-09, 12:24 AM

Dude's all I am saying is it was like 40 mph winds blowing the **** sideways. It sounded like hail hitting the windows. It blew out all of the appliances on one half of the house. And while I agree that thunderstorms are nice to sit and watch/listen/you know what to when they literally keep you up till 4 am because they are soooooo loud...That's not cool. :cool:

Jynkxxie

08-11-09, 12:27 AM

BTW. How's my gun coming Chewy?

Pookie44

08-11-09, 12:29 AM