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02-26-09, 06:54 AM
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her
daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the
world. Finally, Anna said
she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her
daughter immediately replied,
"Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another
and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in
Vermont . . Their
first night there, she undressed as he did. There she
stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
the following night was the same ............ She stood
there wearing the
black panties, and he was in his birthday suit, but now he
was wearing a black
condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with
the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest
condolences".
daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the
world. Finally, Anna said
she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her
daughter immediately replied,
"Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another
and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in
Vermont . . Their
first night there, she undressed as he did. There she
stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
the following night was the same ............ She stood
there wearing the
black panties, and he was in his birthday suit, but now he
was wearing a black
condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with
the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest
condolences".